I am currently sitting in my car on a street in Glasgow, eyes fixed on the white van opposite, as I have reason to believe my golf clubs are in the back of it.
They didn’t make my flight on Sunday from Geneva to Edinburgh and since then @easyJet have been absolutely useless. Not a single reply to an email, two of the phone numbers they gave me have been disconnected and the third just rings out. The online chat (hard to tell if it’s a person or a bot) says they can’t help me until they have been missing for 6 days.
On Wednesday morning they landed in Edinburgh (about 40 minutes drive from my house). But instead of heading east to Gullane they went west. I know all of this thanks to the miracle of Apple AirTags.
They spent a day driving around Glasgow and then came to a residential street to spend the night.
Yesterday they had a huge adventure as they went all the way to Elgin in the north of Scotland. But then they came back to Glasgow.
So, I have come to stake them out. You can tell it’s my first time though as I forgot coffee and donuts.
I am hoping that a delivery man comes to open the van rather than a criminal with a taste for MacKenzie golf bags and Gen 3 PXGs…
@TheParkheadF Rogers doesn’t know what the fucks doing on. Thinks Inamura is a loan signing but looks great in pre season. Doesn’t select Yamanda even though he’s fit. What is going on?!
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