David Johnson

“”You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott

[McCord Grice @mccordgricegolf]

Packers defense have 3 sacks and an interception on this drive all called back by some of the worst officiating in the history of professional sports

[David Johnson @ChronicWavid]

The gods have smiled upon us from Olympus this day

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

A change in Green Bay: Joe Barry will not return as the #Packers’ defensive coordinator, per sources.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade compensation, per sources:

Jets get:
🏈Aaron Rodgers, pick No. 15, a 2023 5th-rd pick (No. 170).

Packers get:
🏈Pick No. 13, a 2023 2nd-rd pick (No. 42), a 6th-rd pick (No. 207), a conditional 2024 2nd-rd pick that becomes a 1st if Rodgers plays 65 percent of the plays.

[David Johnson @ChronicWavid]

@jacob_a_schall A real homie would’ve gotten them the crack, too. Just saying. Lol

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

Chris Stapleton just delivered one of the best National Anthem performances I’ve heard in a long time 🇺🇸

[David Johnson @ChronicWavid]

@jacob_a_schall Ohio. Hands down

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

21 Years ago today:

Creed puts on a performance for the ages

[David Johnson @ChronicWavid]

Are the browns even a real team??? They’re just collecting sexual deviants at this point

[David Johnson @ChronicWavid]

I cackled

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

💀💀💀💀 (@hunter_win)

[David Johnson @ChronicWavid]

Might as well just cancel the season now. Ain’t even gonna be worth watching

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

What a shitty day.

[David Johnson @ChronicWavid]

I finally had to break my rule today. I’m not happy about it. I had to plunge somebody else’s shit at work.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

NOT THIS TIME BITCH

#SmackDown #SmackDAHN

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

BREAKING: According to my sources.. @AaronRodgers12 will officially be returning to the Green Bay Packers.

There is no deal in place currently but there is said to be a Cap Friendly deal on the way.

Retirement was a real consideration & in the end

🗣 HE IS BACK WITH THE PACK

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Packers and MVP QB Aaron Rodgers have agreed to terms on a 4-year, $200M deal that makes him the highest paid player in NFL history, sources say. He gets a whopping $153M guaranteed and his cap number goes down. A monstrous commitment by GB for years to come. 💰 💰 💰

[David Johnson @ChronicWavid]

Snapchat finally made it so you can change your username once a year. I no longer have to be embarrassed when someone asks for my Snapchat that I made in 6th grade. Goodbye xXparty_giantXx, you ugly turd.

[David Johnson @ChronicWavid]

When all of your friends make plans and don’t invite you, but you decide to drop by anyway. Lmao

[David Johnson @ChronicWavid]

That’s Fukin embarrasing

[David Johnson @ChronicWavid]

@BagJavins Everybody has Covid. He’ll be fine. Lmao