Joe Coles

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[Nigel Nostradamus @GurugardenerNz]

#NRL bet alert 🚨🚨

I URGE you to bet the warriors vs penrith now while they are at $2.20

Don't question it. You'll see why.

5units or if you have an established bankroll put 10 down

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Ouch 🤣🤣🤣

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media.

A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children.

Lets make this viral again 👇

[El Pelado De La TV @peladodelatv]

Jürgen Klinsmann: “Había 70.000 personas, nosotros estábamos calentando seriamente. Mientras sonaba ‘Live Is Life’, Maradona empezó a hacer malabares con el balón. Dejamos de calentar, porque no había nada más que pudiéramos hacer aparte de mirarlo.” MAGIA!

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

This man robbed a bank for $1, sat down and waited for the police, just to get free healthcare in prison

In 2011 a man named Richard James Verone walked into a RBC Bank in Gastonia, North Carolina

Handed the teller a note demanding $1

One dollar

Then sat down in the lobby and waited calmly for police to arrive

He was 59. No job. No insurance. A growth on his chest. Two ruptured discs.

Calculated that a federal conviction would guarantee him full medical coverage inside prison

The judge sentenced him to 3 years

He got the surgery

He got the treatment

He told reporters on the way out he had no regrets

A 59 year old American man robbed a bank for $1 because it was cheaper than seeing a doctor

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

omg Will Ferrell is playing Jeffrey Epstein on the SNL season finale, and this joke about his "suicide"...

Donald Trump, raising his hand for a high-five: Give me some!

Jeffrey Epstein: You know, this time, I'm gonna leave YOU hanging

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

BREAKING: surveillance camera view captures what Donald Trump saw when he sneak-peeked at Chinese President Xi Jinping's personal notebook, after he left the table to use the restroom.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Wow: The Tennessee Titans had the BEST schedule release video of the year and it's hilarious.

The social media team walked around Nashville to find people who looked like their opponents' coaches and players.

😭😭😭

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

The #Colts’ schedule release is a Simpsons parody and it’s absolutely glorious! 🤣🤣

(🎥 @Colts)

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Falcons schedule release video might be a contender for best of the year 👀

[Ozpollies @OzPollies]

Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.

Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.

Tax his ties, tax his shirt,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his cigars, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.

Tax his car, tax his gas,
Find other ways to tax his ass.

Tax him good and let him know,
After his taxes he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him ‘til he’s good and sore.

Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,
“Taxes drove me to my doom!”

And when he’s gone, we won’t relax,
We’ll still be after the inheritance tax.

[Aarika Arora @Aarika0512]

@MattWallace888

[🏛 🌹PeriklestheGREAT 🌹 🏛 "Vox Populi, Vox Dei" @PeriklesGREAT]

Smart Hippo ? 🤔

[Enigmatic Notes @enigmatic_notes]

This Real Madrid goal is an absolute JOKE 🤯

[David Pocock @DavidPocock]

Aussies pay more tax on beer than international gas companies pay on tens of billions of dollars worth of our offshore gas they export.

[Wajahat Kazmi @KazmiWajahat]

Disgusting! Cricket fans from around the world visiting India for the ICC T20 World Cup are being given drinks mixed with leftover drinks from the used cups 🤮

[Clown Wars Down Under 🤡 @clowndownunder]

Do Australians pay more tax on beer than international gas companies pay on the Australian offshore gas they export?

David Pocock: “How do we live in a country that exports… one of the biggest gas exporters in the world, and we’re getting more tax from beer than PRRT.”

[Joe Coles @ChuckCroles]

@SetPointBets Lets go