Charles F.

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

I'm so fucking stupid man I filled up my gas tank on the last day of the Iran war

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Fox News very mad that the Commodores won't be playing such hits as, uh

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Madonna of Milk Enthroned with Child, by Jean Fouquet, 1452-55 (flipped)

[Charles F. @ChuckFo]

@KJezerMorton https://t.co/dmt1GjG52M

[Rory Doherty (he/him) 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 @roryhasopinions]

I'm obsessed with this shot in The Canyons that makes it look like a UPS truck is going to crash into this restaurant

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Trading a franchise gorilla for an aging veteran. Great. Another salary cap dump

[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

Reducing your community’s weight in Parliament to own the Libs 🤔

Pro tip: the Prime Minister will never see your note. Canada has been conducting a census since 1867 regardless of the party in office. Every country on Earth does a census.

By boycotting the Census, you’re not striking a blow for freedom or privacy. You’re reducing the population weight of your area when Parliamentary seats are allocated.

Not smart.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

modern problems require modern solutions

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Pretending to know about wine to impress the hot sommelier

[David @davidslosttt]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[Acyn @Acyn]

LOL… how is this real life?

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Yes! Including your mother, who accused your father of raping her in 1989 after pushing her to the floor, holding her arms down, and ripping fistfuls of hair from her scalp.

[Charles F. @ChuckFo]

@jbarro Nia Vardalos

[Charles F. @ChuckFo]

@KJezerMorton On n’entend pas ca à l’est de St-Laurent…