Chuck Norris Jokes

I post some Chuck Norris' Jokes.
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Currently down for a day :c Sorry

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Chuck Norris is NOT ''lovin it''.

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Fear of heights is called acrophobia. Fear of enclosed spaces is called claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called sensible.

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Chuck Norris terminated the terminator.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go places, places go to Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris suckled from the teat of murder.

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When Chuck Norris urinates the whole world must flush their toilets.

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Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just too scared to move.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon.

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A Chuck Norris punch to the back of your skull will change your forehead into a fivehead.

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The upcoming debut album by the Chuck Norris Experience is expected to become the highest-selling album of all time.

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as i was climbing the stairway to heaven i saw chuck norris crapping on one of the steps

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Chuck Norris doesn't care about complex numbers ... nothing is complex for him!

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Chuck Norris COULD bench press Rosie O'Donnell.

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@latekatetu Hello human, what does it mean ?

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Chuck Norris doesn't take Viagra. But if he ever did, his penis could knock down a giant redwood tree.

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Under Armour asked Chuck Norris to protect their house

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Robin Williams knew Chuck Norris was coming for him.

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Chuck Norris demands a 29th day of February every 4 years. We call this leap year. It's true name is leapspinkick year.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.