Used to be able to pull a beautiful virgin tradwife just by listening to Led Zeppelin and wearing stonewashed jeans. Now you spend “cryptocurrency” on “research chemicals” to “looksmaxx” for a “10/10” “arthoe” “baddie” with narcissism. You are in the first circle of hell!
Dating Wrapped 2025: 0 relationships, 9 cuddle sessions, 1 blue balls, 14 matches, 10 no replies, 0 dates, 8 Ling Ling sessions, Ghosted 4 times, 1 out of the blue call from a hook up 2 years ago, 5 damnings of my baby mama, 1 coaching ring