patheticgirl43

I'm not a housewife, I'm a hornbag

[Brenden Dilley @WarlordDilley]

When you're 84 years old and hospitalized for two weeks, it generally means you don't come home.

...and when you're a deep state politician, it usually means you're already on ice, but still casting votes until someone notices.

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

I hate seeing him this upset

[maki @makigdlp]

What if I said everyone reading every single interaction, no matter how innocuous, between people as adversarial, as one person has to be in the right and the other in the wrong, us vs them, is a sign of the hyper-conservative shift in culture?

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I do believe my favorite Americanism is saying “and I was like” instead of “I said”

[trash jones @jzux]

congress: americans do not deserve healthcare

also congress: sorry that was just my 4-month paid depression vacation

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“Yeah, it’s called my wife’s cookin’ ”

[alex 🧚🏽‍♀️💅🏽✨️ @fatzoekravitz]

they should have made knoxville finally show his dick and balls

[kage @sukikage_]

have you ever cried because you’re you

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

ran into my intern at a gay club

[Chappell Ryan @RyanTroutSays]

Madeline Kahn in Oh Mary! would’ve been the highest form of art ever witnessed.

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Honestly, I miss the pre-AI world so much.

[leyla @leylaaa31]

You guys HOLY SHIT. This is like meeting a celebrity

[amaya.｡.:*♡ @theehellpriest]

How life feels when Robert Eggers is dropping another period piece gothic horror on Christmas

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

actually there is a guy who specialises in tasting mozart balls. his name is "antonio salieri" I believe

[Rafael, um socialista de iPhone @tuitero_rafael]

“o ar condicionado está destruindo o planeta”

enquanto isso estados unidos e israel no oriente médio: