Chuck Volpentesta

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@ThatBloke_Jesus

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@FS1 Please show more commercials for Memory of a Killer and Fear Factor during the WBC. The first 65 I’ve seen in the last 90 minutes hasn’t quite gotten me brainwashed yet. TIA.

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@BigTimRevue @MaristBoysHoops

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@litteralyme0 Oh they have max strength now?? Long overdue.

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@reeceollld

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@Breaking911 @PenguinSix @3YearLetterman - definitely see your writing style here. Did you co-write these??

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@mikeflannigan84 @StRitaFootball @StRitaAthletics @StRitaHS Sorry that didn’t work out for you @mikeflannigan84 @StRitaFootball

[St. Rita Football @StRitaFootball]

FINAL from Arlington Heights. The Mustangs win and advance to the IHSA 7A State Semifinals! #Mustangs

📷 John Bieronski

[Chicago Police Soccer Club @cpdsoccer]

Launching our new hoodies with perfection @GLOCKInc

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@HardcoreItalian Shoes on a table. Unlit candles in a house. Going straight home after a funeral.

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@3YearLetterman Son listen to me, I need ya to pull all the beef jerky!

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@StRitaHS Congrats to @StRitaHS on their newest alum. Class act and a special family.

[Tom Hopkins Foundation @papahops19]

10 years ago we lost a Father, Husband, Brother, Uncle, and dear Friend to all. Over the past ten years, our family has been fortunate to keep our father’s legacy alive through the Tom Hopkins Foundation.

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

We’re raffling 2 Taylor Swift tix for the Chicago show Friday June 2nd to support the Ridge-Beverly 12u baseball team. It’s $20 per raffle ticket & we’re only selling 500 raffle tix! I have proof of tickets if needed. Seats are together. DM me with ??’s #TaylorSwiftTickets

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@TheShawnSierra @whitesox June Bug!!

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@whittt24 I’m sure her phone be ringing off the hook 🙄

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@michaeldaquila Even if you can’t find your way home? #CMBMC

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@titobamdizzle @Vibeforfights You know were already doing that

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@StRitaHS Welcome back Fr. Tom!!

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@titobamdizzle @AnitaPadilla32 Well played, Detective!

[Chuck Volpentesta @ChuckieVo]

@titobamdizzle @BenjiKnowles2 I don’t think you’re eligible for a Grammy