Chuma

I never lose. I win or learn

[Bahama Don 🇧🇸 @N8TheCre8tive]

Progressive men almost never have a significant other who respects them. They’re always with a woman who treats them like a subordinate. There’s no real desire or passion—just convenience.

[Ian Car Advice Kenya @Caradvicekenya]

My rule of the road is that ukiniwekea full lights I flash you ukose ku dim naweka full lights pia.

[Chuma @ChumaKivs]

@g_max17 @Its_Roddie Not active on X

[Chuma @ChumaKivs]

@Blue49Fire @Its_Roddie Hadithi ndio naonea hapa. Sijui more than hiyo 😂😂

[Chuma @ChumaKivs]

@LaJoya002 @Its_Roddie 😂😂😂 namjua Tu but hii mambo ingine nimejulia hapa kwa TL

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.

[Chuma @ChumaKivs]

@TirusNdeithi Walai. The road itself is just a bouncing castle.

[Chuma @ChumaKivs]

@MainNeli_ I just ignore ragebaiters and mute them nikiona wamezidi

[EyeDaddy @OsuohaTony]

Samuel Eto’o was a better striker than Drogba

[Sir Meshack Obiero @Dr_Kwach]

I, Meshack Odhiambo Obiero,born and bred in Mbita -; Homabay County will NEVER EVER vote for Ruto.
Even if you were to put together Gachagua, Uhuru, Kibaki, Kalonzo, Wetangula, Mudavadi, Duale + everyone else, and collect all their insults against Baba Raila, they would still not come any close to how Ruto insulted, abused, mocked, desperaged, frustrated and finally neutralized Baba.
RUTO MUST GO

[Chuma @ChumaKivs]

@MainNeli_ Hakuwa UkooFlaniMauMau. He was a rapper kivyake and happened to have a hip hop show on Ghetto Radio

[IKENNA @kena_ewuru]

“Act first, think later.”

Classic woman behavior

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

You can’t be angry at someone for making a decision which is best for them. Even if it breaks your heart

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

People who are not in your corner will always have a backup plan that will always put them at an advantage over you.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kama ni Kasongo anatusiwa acha wammalize. He's not our president !

[Premier League @premierleague]

Standing firm from the spot 👊

David Raya's strong penalty save earns him Coca-Cola Save of the Month for September 🧤

[rewaju @onedarkhorse_]

“how to kiss a woman” “how to make a woman orgasm” “how to apologize to a woman” “how to ask a woman out” “places to take a woman to on a first date” “how to fuck a woman good” “gifts to buy for a woman” “how to propose to a woman”

FUCK OFF.

[Wanjiru @Shish_kabucho]

Let me take this opportunity to remind Nairobians, that the man they refused to elect, Jimnah Mbaru, is part of the development commitee in this county.

[Caxstone P. Kigata @CaxstonePKigata]

Irony of life. You get elected and declare that you want a strong opposition to hold you to account. When the said opposition ask valid questions regarding key projects, you retort that they are extortionist. Maajabu ya Musa