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[Eric @amerix]

People who masquerade as your friends are waiting for you to fail so that they can celebrate.

They are waiting for your

• Business to collapse

• Marriage to fail

• Car to be auctioned

• Job to end

• Social media page to be suspended

Narrow your circle of friends.

[Shreedatri @_shreedatri__]

A parcel can be out for delivery all day and still arrive during your shower time

[ѵi૮ƭσ૨ @keoveey]

Purple Hibiscus by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie gave me one of my wildest reading experiences. At some point, I was living in their house in Enugu.

[Gifted˚✩♡ @d_only_gifted]

Natural hair is a second job

[DoubleSilencer @Therenike]

“Toby is in HR which technically means he works for corporate so he's really not a part of our family.
Also he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family”

😭😭😭😭

[𝔇𝔢𝔢 @deeomi_]

“Where is your other earring?” is such a heart stopping question😂

[Notas. @Notas147]

amo a las personas q escriben un mensaje bonito después de verse para agradecer por el rato lindo q pasaron juntos

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia]

Breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a product and they discontinued it?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How the IT guy looks at you when you ask him a question directly instead of submitting a ticket

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[Nicky The Good @nickythegood]

I’ve been saying this for 7 years.

It you do not have kids you’ve never been tired a day in your life. You may think you have been, but I assure you, you were in fact, well rested.

[Daniela M 🇦🇴 @Grace_marques20]

J’ai besoin qu’on double le salaire de celui ou celle qui a eu l’idée de cette pub, elle est excellente 🤣👌🏾!

[Willsturdy @Willsturdy_]

Strength training is realizing that the left side and the right side of your body have been living completely different lives 🥲😂

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

i finished a book while sitting alone in a café today. closed it, looked outside, and realized i had been somewhere else for the last three hours.

[Ugochukwu Madu @UgochukwuCFR]

10 years ago, I learned in a Development Communication class that if a government sacrifices human/capital development on the altar of infrastructural development, the infrastructure will suffer in the hands of the people.

Ten years later, the theory still works.

[Nyar’Maragoli @YaaMaragoliBa]

Burials and funerals do not have invitation cards! You show up in solidarity. You show up because that is what community and friendship demands.

[blue @bluewmist]

You need boredom. A lot of it. Start by going on walks without music. No stimulation. No distractions of any kind. If you learn to sit with your own thoughts, for long enough, in time they will start serving you. You'll start having ideas once again. You'll start developing an extreme sense of clarity that will shift you into the next stage of your life. All by being bored, which is pretty insane.

[𝕄𝕁⭐️ @mj_brouno]

Hakuna artists hunichanganya kama hao kina Charisma, Coster, Okello Max, Waywa (ama ndio inaandikwaje) sijui Kodong, Watendawili bruh are these guys one thing ama whatsapp?

[aether @bluewdrift]

Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.