These videos of twenty-something-year-olds staring blankly into the camera, reciting obvious& unimpressive thoughts in a performative monotone wouldn’t exist if they instead sat in front of a mirror, pretending to be interviewed, realizing mid-sentence how uninteresting they are
Addison Rae vs Cristiano Ronaldo
grammys nominations : 1 vs 0
Billboard Hot 100 entries : 3 vs 0
Coachella Performances: 3 vs 0
TikTok followers: 88m vs 0
world cup trophies: 0* vs 0 💀💀💀
* = pending
travis says “i do.”
taylor says “i can’t…” and looks to the side.
the room gasps, the guests murmur.
taylor smirks “… wait for you all to listen to my 13th album ‘allison’, out august 19th!”
Next era by Charli I want a capitalized XCX and random khias on the album saying EH EH EH EX CEE EXXXX and ITS CHARLI BAYBEY I know its not happening but ugh I miss it so bad