Chunderous Fritz

"What am I supposed to do, who am I?"

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Tungulus

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@mikefranchina_ @GutzieGang As a compromise, can they have one very long nipple and one standard nipple?

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@pleaseturnonair I want this on a shirt

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@OddOblivion Committing tax fraud

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@OleLoken @arvalis Thanks!

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@TheOnion "There is water at the bottom of the ocean!"

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https://t.co/PXprMt2Aa3

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Remembering the time @RiversCuomo called an earthworm an insect and getting so angry I fall out of the shower and decapitate myself on the toilet

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If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet

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@magnabrutal Not very stellar of them!

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Jumpscared by mold

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Accidentally clicking a reddit link and screaming like I just downloaded 7 terabytes of malware

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@dril order corn

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I'm sick of all this wokeness. I'll only watch YouTubers who score a 3 to 8 on the Glasgow Coma Scale.

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Addicted to reporting spam

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@normalsonicpics It's rated "ET" for "extraterrestrial." Presumably, this means either that "Sonic Hoses the Dead!" is a game intended for aliens, or that no one can play it because all the copies have been buried in a landfill and covered in concrete.

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@good_faces_bot

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Tried out the new Bella Popstar. I spoke to it and it spoke back. I was a little skeptical at first about whether it truly understood anything it was saying, but when I put the microphone next to the speaker, it began screaming. AI is getting really scary, guys.

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@CroppedBoomers

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@QwertEffects

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@JuiceThousand I thought you were calling him "Will Wario" for a second.