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[Monkey Chunk @ChunkMonkeys]

@Acyn A 57 year old man and a 60 year old man discuss how irrelevant they would find a woman if she was their age.

@AOC
@seanhannity
@adamcarolla

[Acyn @Acyn]

“If AOC was fat and in her sixties, would anyone listen to another thing she ever said”

[Monkey Chunk @ChunkMonkeys]

@SatireAP Love that this idiot, through his racist “I’m a victim” rant points out that pedophiles are predominantly white.

[Anarc-y princess @SatireAP]

J6 Chris Quaglin posted a video after court today. Trial is set for July 7. The vexatious litigant plans to sue his female victim. He also hopes that 500 people will show up to his press conference.

[Monkey Chunk @ChunkMonkeys]

@atrupar Whoa! In a stunning rebuke, Brendan Carr calls out the White House’s medical report of Trump.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

FCC Chair Brendan Carr says too much screen time is associated with "cognitive decline"

[Monkey Chunk @ChunkMonkeys]

@atrupar Attorney General…. Loyal to the President?

Seriously, what have we become?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Jimmy Patronis why he supports Blanche being nominated to be permanent attorney general: "He's been steadfast and loyal to the president. The president needs somebody he can trust, and Todd has shown he can be counted on."

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep.

Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.

[Monkey Chunk @ChunkMonkeys]

@atrupar Oh this is gold!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JACOBS: I have one last question for you. Who won the 2020 presidential election?

MARCO RUBIO: I'm not here to answer about 2020

JACOBS: It seems like you have an issue admitting facts, just like you couldn't admit the shoes the president bought you were too big

RUBIO: The florsheims fit fine

[Acyn @Acyn]

Matthews: I will say that during my time working as deputy press secretary in the first Trump administration, Kaitlan Collins was the one reporter that scared Kayleigh Mcenany. And President Trump the most.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

The most darkly funny aspect of this video is that Ivanka Trump speaks as if she went on some profound, prolonged spiritual and philosophical journey to ascertain the meaning of life, and concluded that the most elevated human state is to live on a gigantic private island in the Mediterranean, in a sprawling mansion paid for with the billions of dollars given to her husband by the Saudis and Emiratis to ensure favorable treatment by him and by her dad in their exercise of the powers of the American Presidency. Real uplifting stuff. 🙏

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

L - GOP Rep and MI senate candidate Mike Rogers actual photo from the campaign trail.

R - Photo put out by staffer.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

A telling detail. Watch him try to point and keep his hand covered up at the same time. His sickness is constantly on his mind.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

I am impressed!

I was sure Donald Trump would never post anything about pride month. And then he posted this!

Clearly, I was wrong!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Monkey Chunk @ChunkMonkeys]

@MarlowNYC @atrupar Nor do you have to keep taking a test you “aced.”

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

hate to state the obvious but when you actually ace a test — any test — you do not brag this much about doing so

[Jessiah @thepondering_]

Holy fuck lmaooo

Every terrorist cell in the world bout to be accused of mortgage fraud

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

So is he trans and soy or the great casanova of the lege?

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I think this is my favorite part from Kash Patel’s girlfriend Alexis Wilkins’ lawsuit against MS NOW.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hochul: "I was actually surprised to see the president and Gov. Abbott with their memes of me -- they're dunking me on the court -- that they're supportive of men and women competing in the same sport together. I found that very interesting."

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

How many porn stars did he have affairs with when his third wife give birth to his fifth child?