Slim Maginn

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Pope’s favorite football team’s mascot shit in the woods?

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If you ever see a boat in a moat, you’re at a weird fucking castle

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My friend said he doesn’t spend the first hour of the day practicing human emotions in the mirror, weird

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How do I prevent my phone from showing me any videos where a guy in a backwards hat holds a tiny little mic and ranks a random list

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Why isn’t every delta sonic a sonic?

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Sorry, I can’t hear you over your bass pro hat

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Perfection!

The Michigan Wolverines are national champions!

#GoBlue

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Reminder to go get groceries for your grandma, I promise you she is not capable of driving

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Head in bounds is a crazy way to catch a football #michigan #indiana

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@BrooksAustinBA

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@REALDonThomas Edmond H. Barmore

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Does Josh Allen need to cut his hair?

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@InternetH0F Pablo Picasso

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Jumpshot feels a little off, are the Phoenix mercury in retrograde?

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Run it, I’m dirty

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If you expect me to wash my hands everytime I touch my dick, the water bill is gonna look like a phone number

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@CaptainCons Luke Combs being your favorite Fast Car rendition is a great litmus test

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@TalkinYanks @BryanHoch Me sharpening all the corners at NYC IKEAs

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Maybe the real autism is the friends we were too anxious to make along the way