Church Pains

Real megachurch Pastor anonymously tweeting real Church life and real Church pains.

[Church Pains @Church_Pains]

My face when I come back from hiding and the twitter world is burning.

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@VolunteerYP What happened???

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Back after a long break. The presidential race will make me go back into hiding until 2020. #HillaryClinton #DonaldTrump #GaryJohnson

[Church Secretary @AnonChurchSec]

When was the last time you prayed for your pastor to have the energy to get through his day and do the things he is called to do?

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Side hugs

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@Pastorsproblems side hugs are awesome

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@JoelNotJoel dude, homophones is a sin!

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@AIIAmericanGirI @NatasjaYonce I want to be an immigrant child.

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@bizness_nonya true, a permanent shutdown would've been better

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@theoreet @michaelterry337 I don't understand how all these bums become public servants and after a few years, millionaires

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@michaelterry337 @theoreet @SenTedCruz Reminds me of Obama. Freshman senator that hadn't done a thing.

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Nobody else listens to Kanye West and Yo Gotti in the mornings?

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@churchhusher shush

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What if I told you, I listen to Kanye West and Yo Gotti in the mornings? #churchlife #yeezy #kanye #pastorlife #yogotti

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@IDFSpokesperson @kyleJRgray Congratulations! You're winning the murder show.

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I bet half of these so called #tcot are actually pansy soccer fans. #GER #ARG

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Rooting for #America in the #WorldCupFinal!

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Is this still a thing? #WorldCupFinal

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At service this morning. Is it possible to be lazy in sermon prep by doing nothing but reading loosely connect verses?? #churchpains

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@willis9189 @Newsmax_Media 1,100 is alarming?? That's a tiny amount