Pat Buchanimal

Arch-right.
No education. No expertise. No endearing qualities.
See above for all the f___s.

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

I raise rape dogs. The best dogs do, in fact, inflict tissue damage.

But I’d like to think good training plays a role.

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

I share @megankstack's exasperation, but to those who say that canine rape is impossible, despite the many Palestinians who have described it, I'd note that at least three different medical journal articles discuss rectal injuries in humans from anal penetration by dogs. Sigh.

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@rdoyle12839 @JohnHMcWhorter Ditto, I've "carried" since I was in 3rd grade.
Not a fixed blade, just a li'l pocket folder. Nearby to Frisco, at that.

It's a tool. I have my daily, and my "dress" Schrade rancher.

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@SunPear99 @Nerdrotics @McJuggerNuggets They ended a life that would be full of joy, triumph, and endless engagement complications, for the two clickstars, bravo to them for taking the easy way out.

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@JerrodLank @Nerdrotics @nypost Yeah, the ex and I got the talk on our first baby, too. Same thing -- more testing, more $$, oh nevermind false alarm.

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@jondelarroz Nevermind Stargate. Do something original!

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@MrAndyNgo Woodchipper, pls

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@AnneErickson Dierks Bentley “Free and Easy” - he’s listenin’ to Ragweed on the radio

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@jason_howerton As long as it’s an automatic transmission, he’s good to go

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@The_Kyle_Mann Not a flaw. Han IS a morally lapsed smuggler. Chewie is the closest thing he had to a conscience.

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@ZurcHigh @jamestalarico @KenPaxtonTX That peach fuzz ain’t real.

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@HollyBriden It's too bad that women are beautiful. Somebody needs to do something about it!

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Every day there’s a new article advising dems on how they can trick people into thinking they are normal

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

The fact that California elections often can't be resolved for weeks is kind of insane and not common in other electoral systems around the world.

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

SHOCKER!!

Oh, wait, not so much.....

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Prominent German lgbtq activist and drag queen Mario Olszinski, arrested on child p**n charges, per @reduxx

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Why was I outspokenly against America taking shares in private companies, even when Trump was doing it?

Because it’s awful policy, and you know it’s awful policy because this communist degenerate supports it.

You want to kill all innovation and promote corruption? This is how.

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@VintageRockN_85 Shy Blakeman

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@bonchieredstate They should be arrested, prosecuted, and fed to the woodchipper.

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

@philthatremains Love the pocket constitution!

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

#MakeNewFilms

[Pat Buchanimal @Churchjack_]

Spider-Noir: Amazeballs

[James Fox @jamescfox]

Steven Spielberg just mentioned me and our film Moment of Contact! Thanks @RonyVernet for sharing. We are living in the age of disclosure and all of us want to see the evidence (no one more than me) but I remind folks that it’s much harder to declassify evidence if you don’t know it exists. Many of us are currently working on getting this case officially acknowledged both in front and behind the scenes.

I believe in my heart that the 1996 Varginha Brazil case will settle this debate once and for all…