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25 She/Her Butch 🇸🇻🇵🇪

[Jacky @jackelynv2]

Fuck the LAPD. How do you respond to a noise complaint with 20 cops and a helicopter for a NOISE COMPLAINT???? And then kill the woman’s doodle in front of her and her child all because he came to see who was at the door. A dog that has no reputation of being hostile.. just sick

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

I’ve been in theater all my life either they are the VERY BEST OF FRIENDS/FUCKING or THEY HATE EACH OTHER’S FUCKING GUTS and there’s no in between.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

an underdiscussed aspect of modern capitalism is that most low-wage jobs tightly regulate what you're doing at all times while you're on the clock and most high-wage jobs consist of hours of unstructured time in front of the computer during which you can do whatever

[Bₒ Gᵤₐₜₐᵤbₐ @BPProletariat]

Thousands of people in Puerto Rico have had no access to water or electricity for 4 weeks. Citizens are having to collect water in buckets in 95+ degree weather. Brought to you by the corrupt and mismanaged US colonial rule.

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

the freak that comes out when the lovergirl inside me feels safe is not for the weak

[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

This dog ran outside excited as hell and the LAPD shot and killed it. You don’t hate police enough.

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

So apparently Pokémon Go has been helping drones murder people in Palestine, Lebanon, and Iran?

[🫧 @gunsnlilies]

i used to hate it too but honestly over the time i’ve realised that being compassionate and embarrassing yourself in pursuit of love in times like today’s is an act of bravery so i give myself more grace even though my love was unrequited.

[gio ⋆ 🇧🇷 @colinfarrellsgf]

tumblr type shit

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

When recording the part where the Dutchman eats them (from an alternate ending) the cast is told by Stephen Hillenburg to make the walla "lighter" and less like the characters are upset.

The voice actors then start riffing as if they were being brutally digested.

[𐕣𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄 @witchyousuck]

she’s the female LEAD—why the fuck would she be considered as best supporting actress?

[Dan Hopper @DanHopp]

Fun part of this World Cup is learning about all these specific ethnic enclaves in the US, every game has some cut that’s like “and here’s the famed Curaçaoan community in Wilmington, Delaware” and it’s some random bar with like 450,000 people

[Aleeya @curvyyaphrodite]

Males unite to defend each other that's why when women defend men I feel disgusted like watch this once she started beating tf outta him they all united to defend him but when he was gonna attack her no one did anything to stop him this is misogyny and patriarchy in a nutshell.

[muse @honeyscoat]

Natural charm and charisma will get you witchcraft allegations

[Zito @_Zeets]

That neighbor knew what they were doing when they called the cops over a noise complaint because someone was celebrating the Knicks winning. People know what happens when you bring cops into any situation.

[Linari 🌌🤖 @linarialdaara]

I do not recommend watching Backrooms in a theater that’s in a mall that closes before the movie is over, just in case anyone was considering doing that.

[kat @queermediabait]

shauna’s pretentious ass with callie

[Rakesh Kumar @Rakeshhkumaar]

The first woman in space wasn’t a billionaire.

She was a Soviet textile worker.

The Soviet Union looked at a factory worker and saw a future cosmonaut.

The world got Valentina Tereshkova.