@NotAnUnderling Having that many flip phones is cool. It means after every call, I can snap them and throw them away
Besides, there's no need to piss outside when you have access to a bathroom.
@FallenRegality "Well, no, I actually just use that particular knowledge to check incoming and outgoing data packets so I can figure out how much time the CPUs are spending slacking off.... and report it to the relevant Oracle."