Muhammad Shahmeer

~I ruin mascaras .

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Hey girl are you Isha ? Because i can't Sleep without you ❤

#HalalPickUpLines

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Hm single boys be like breakup k bd sahara, tutey hue dil ko kinara ,crush ni huraha hamara waly dukhrey sn ny ke lia ordr p dstiyab han -.-

[Ruباabhusayn @rubabhusaynn]

Astaghfirullah !!lahawla wala quwat😂😂😂 https://t.co/m8ycbUN5S3

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Rt if you want daras https://t.co/kESr1pI9L8

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Kesa laga Islamabad phir? https://t.co/pQjfrlu6oo

[S. @sakhwa]

If PMLN wins tomorrow, then I would like to move to Islamabad. Can't tolerate so much illiteracy in Lahore.

[م۔ @manalkhawaja_]

I need helppp. Any creative minds here???? Please RT

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Kuch larkiyoun ki mauyat pe loug kaheingey , *Chalo foundation aur mascara ka intezam krein*

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Real legends are those who breakup with their gfs and then ask them to became their friend "aur phir unhie pe line martey hain"

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

We Brown guys don't need any blue whale challenge game cause hamari amma hamein roz task detien hain nahi krey tou "Chappal taiyar houti h"

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

English songs se addiction hugai h kya krun?

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

If they can take away Lance Armstrong's titles after steroids they can take away Aung San Suu Kyi's Nobel Peace Prize after genocide.

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Safar kafan ka nahi .. asal aney wali zindagi ka h. https://t.co/X7toLxZH3x

[Aiza. @happystarsstuff]

Binaa libaas aye thy iss jahan mein

Bss ek kafan ki khatir itna safar karna pada.

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

@aizaasif4 Yeh tou h :p

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Iphone 2 abhi dustbin mein pheka he ajao mun pe mardeta hun https://t.co/ZKABUnHMDK

[Aiza. @happystarsstuff]

Koi Iphone hi Munh pe maar kar chala jaye.🙄

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Fuck boys be like : https://t.co/XIyGKMGKEM

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

QASAM SEY? https://t.co/f5Czdr5MoE

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Inna lilahi wa inna elaihi raijhoon . https://t.co/O562boELDG

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Koh dekheingey wohi kaheingey ! https://t.co/wiu7LQuVul

[AJIYA🔥 @AjiyaTweetyGi]

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence:

"Log kya kahengay"

[Muhammad Shahmeer @ChuussFactory]

Still i am single https://t.co/oW03O2hhCE