Norbert “Dan” Chuzz

12.1 handicap | #norbtoscratch | Footjoy Premier enthusiast | #PNWgolf advocate

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

If my handicap isn’t single digits by the end of the year I’ll donate my net worth to @AIPAC

[Earnest “8-Ball” Beauregard @8ballEarnie]

I need a girlfriend so I can have someone to come back to if I strike out at the bar.

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

Had myself a night last night, no Sunday scaries when you work at the country club! #nointernship #fuckem

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

Happy Father’s Day… here’s a shower beer cause the wife hates me #thatsbaseball

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

@ForePlayPod Actually it’s a pull cut not a slice #PULLCUT

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

@hennycamenzyn @KraftySam

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

I fucking love getting shithoused #beer #drunk #imsauced

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

I love burner shit posting to 4 views maybe one day I’ll blow up but for now @KraftySam will do!

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

Worked the evening shift at the club… thanks for the drinks fellas! #haulfromthebarn #hammered

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

I’ll be the one to say it… celebrating a TIE in soccer is pussy shit. Play to win no tie idgaf how small your country #nuke #nukesoccer #Fifaworldcup

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

@KraftySam Great round Sam! I have played this track before and shot an 82. Excellent round #expand

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

@KraftySam Sammy,

It was an excellent display of American FREEDOM and an excellent card that featured a lot of AMERICAN winners!

Trannys have no place at the White House.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

THE MOST EPIC WALKOUT EVER! 🔥🇺🇸

[Justin “Faggot” Thomas @JTburnerman]

I’d rather be playing with my boy and see him get a hole in one then get one myself

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

@HammondCheddar Got some feminine ass wrists #shrink

[Beau “loko” McBuster @handybjs]

If you’re still taking unprotected shits on public shitters you’re disgusting

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

@KraftySam Just slightly above average, I love all of my viewers

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

Watching love island with the wife got me thinking… are all the film crew/production crew cucks..? #LANK #cuckme

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

@KraftySam Good thing it has 32 views! #fuckme

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

After firing a 81 (new career best) and 85 this week I have found my self in the 12 hcp range. #burnerverse please let me in #norbtoscratch

[Billy G @BillyGNippers]

As a lefty, I do not condone Phil Mickelson’s alleged behavior & actions. No further comment at this time.

[Norbert “Dan” Chuzz @ChuzzNorbert]

Being #unemployed is so fun cause why do I have a 1:40pm tee time solo 18 #norbtoscratch