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[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

I entered keke Napep this afternoon, and this heavily pregnant lady sitting next to me just started weeping uncontrollably.
I asked if she was okay, but she couldn’t even speak. Then I looked down. Water was literally pouring down her legs. 😳👇

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

The reason they made “China white” a uniform for Catholic women is because women were competing among themselves over who wore the most expensive lace blouse, and it was becoming divisive. Nigerians are just too poor for the kind of classism we practice

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

We’re not talking about it that much not because “We no get motion” but because we’re “JADED”.

One disadvantage of being a fan of Real Madrid is that we’ve experienced so many elite moments that things which amaze the rest of the football world sometimes feel common to us.

I’ve seen Rodrygo score a hat-trick on his UCL debut against Galatasaray.

I’ve seen Vini score a hat-trick against Dortmund.

I watched Karim Benzema score a hat-trick against PSG in March 2022. The next month, April, he scored another hat-trick against Chelsea, and the month after that he scored a brace against Man City. Ramadan Karim>>>>>

And then there’s Cristiano Ronaldo with hat-tricks against clubs like Wolfsburg, Bayern Munich, Atl Madrid, and Juventus

Kylian Mbappé even scored a hat-trick against Man City last season.

Real Madrid have made so many comebacks that comebacks have become normal to us. The whole football world calls us the ‘Kings of comebacks’.

There’s no category of goal I haven’t seen a Madrid player score.
Is it Sergio Ramos’ 93rd-minute header in the Champions League final?
Cristiano Ronaldo’s overhead kick?
Gareth Bale’s brace in the UCL final against Liverpool F.C. or his famous solo run against FC Barcelona?
Zidane's stunning left-footed volley?
Rodrygo’s late goals against Manchester City F.C.?
Vini's nutmeg goal against City?
Federico Valverde’s rocket against Napoli?
Or Casemiro scoring past Buffon?

The list is endless.

Real Madrid have spoiled their fans with so much success that any season we don’t win the UEFA Champions League feels like a bad season.

So expecting Madrid fans to start shouting on Twitter because Federico Valverde scored a hat-trick against Man City is like expecting Elon Musk to be happy that you followed him on this app while nah him get the app!

[NAFDAC NIGERIA @NafdacAgency]

Public Alert No. 09/2026.
Public Reminder of NAFDAC’s Regulatory Directive on the Discontinued Registration of Multi-Dose Artemether/Lumefantrine Dry Powder for Oral Suspension
#NAFDACAlerts

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[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Every serious JAMB candidate in Nigeria should see this.

On February 27 & 28, from 2pm – 4pm, there will be a National JAMB Readiness Assessment completely FREE.

Last time we ran this, something shocking happened:
Many students who thought they were ready… were not even close.

This assessment is not to scare you.
It is to save you.

Because the worst thing that can happen is entering the real JAMB exam hall thinking you’re ready and finding out too late that you’re not.

This is your opportunity to:

• Test yourself under real JAMB conditions
• See where you truly stand nationally
• Identify your weak areas before it’s too late
• Build confidence before the actual exam

The best students will use this.
The careless ones will ignore it.
The difference will show on result day.

Register now and familiarize yourself early:
https://t.co/dnjSLGbTPF

Tell every student you know. Your sibling. Your child. Your neighbor. Everyone.

February 27 & 28. 2pm – 4pm. Free.

No excuses.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The hatred against the Igbo did not start the way many Nigerians think.

Before 1914, there was no Nigeria. The Igbo were not a minority. They were a complete civilization decentralized, independent, economically active, and impossible to conquer internally.

They were not dependent on any central authority.

They were free.

When the British created Nigeria in 1914, they merged fundamentally different civilizations into one country for administrative convenience and not unity.

Then something happened.

The Igbo embraced Western education faster than most regions. By the 1940s and 50s, they began appearing everywhere in railways, civil service, trade, banking, education.

They left home and built lives across Nigeria.

But visibility can create suspicion.

Political actors began weaponizing that visibility.

Then January 15, 1966 happened.

A coup carried out by young military officers but it was immediately branded an “Igbo coup,” even though the coup did not install an Igbo civilian government, and not all its leaders were Igbo.

But perception became reality.

A label was created.

And that label changed everything.

An entire ethnic group became associated with ambition, conspiracy, and threat not because of what millions of ordinary people did, but because of a narrative that served political survival.

Fear was manufactured.

Suspicion was institutionalized.

And generations inherited a distrust they never personally experienced.

Nigeria was not broken by ethnicity.

Nigeria was broken the day citizens began to see their neighbors as enemies instead of fellow survivors of the same system.

[Chyzobam @Chyzobam]

I love this imitative. Catch them young indeed.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

We made this powerful short documentary on South East Maths Olympiad after yesterday's Mock exam.

Kindly watch and share your thoughts

[Chisom Ogamba, PhD @CP_Ogamba]

In Abakiliki, the governor installed bus stops, but you can’t stop at your bus stop if you are traveling in to the town, you have to be dropped at the park. The bus stops are basically there for fancy because some dense person in government said that the use of the bus stops was

[jayel @jayel_fara]

there already is one against MTN. my dad initiated a class action lawsuit for all Nigerian subscribers to the network. i'll upload the documents in a sec

[Chyzobam @Chyzobam]

Football and heartache 🤝 #NIGMOR

[Chyzobam @Chyzobam]

Anytime I see or hear this song, my brain immediately picture Jake Peralta in a B99 cold open 😂💀 especially the ‘AND NOW NUMBER FIVE’ part.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Backstreet boys came together after 26 years and recreated the popular "I want it that way" video.

These guys don't seem to age, just like their tracks 🔥

[Ugochukwu Ugwoke, ISch @FrUgochukwu]

Since December 2, 2025, Rev. Fr. Emmanuel Ezema, priest of the Diocese of Zaria, has remained in captivity.

We refuse to forget him. We continue to pray for his safe and speedy release 🙏🏿

[Chyzobam @Chyzobam]

Thank God we won after all this bragging o 😂

[DStv Nigeria @DStvNg]

This isn’t a friendly match . Naija means business and we’re playing for the win! 🔥🇳🇬
#AFCON2025

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

A fire engulfed a building in Lagos State 6 days ago. The name of the building is Nigeria House building in Lagos.

As I write this tweet,
There are human beings trapped inside the rubble of the collapsed building.

FOR 6 WHOLE DAYS.
The Nigerian Media is silent.
The Nigerian Government is doing nothing.

THERE ARE PEOPLE TRAPPED IN A COLLAPSED BUILDING IN LAGOS FOR 6 DAYS.

Please kindly lend your voice!!!!
Let us not watch these people die!!!!

[Monsieur Avril @monsieur_avril]

Just imagine ANTHONY JOSHUA uses his own money to;
1. Digs his Borehole to provide his own portable water

2. Mounts 10kva Solar + Generator to provide his stable electricity.
If the transformer gets bad, buy it

3. Interlocks or paves his own street

4. Provides his basic security

& After the Boxing match, the Govt will now want to be entitled to half his income as TAX,

That's what TINUBU is doing to you Pipo.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

These are some of the manipulation done to the tax laws.

Nigerians seee

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Tinubu, what a man.

This is the same template by which he reconfigured Lagos into a breeding ground for statebacked thugs who rob - street to street, shop to shop.

He is now implementing it on a national scale.

That's all he understands. Fraud and thuggery.

[Mazerance @Mazerance]

@UIbyBiba We love your enthusiasm! Our winter Internship applications open January 2026.

Help us spread the word.

If this post hits 15K likes, we’ll unlock early access spots for a few applicants, and you’ll automatically secure a place in the program!

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Next year, we will break the Guinness world record for the world longest football match;

The record stands at 4 days with over 1,000 players. We will do it.

If you want to be an early Volunteer, a player or a supporter of Oyiga, Dm now.

See you Next year ❤️

[Chyzobam @Chyzobam]

😂😂 this season go long o

[Ken @K3N3_X]

Barca fans: we are winning the game.

Barca players: