Marty

That guy from that one place

[Marty @ChzburgerJesus]

I put millions of miles under my heels. And still too close to you, I feel

[Marty @ChzburgerJesus]

What is up with this camera angle? #MichiganFootball

[Marty @ChzburgerJesus]

@tyroneMcWatters Out in Cali if it’s under $900 or $700 they don’t even stop you.

[Desmond Howard @DesmondHoward]

Happy Saturday! Get up...get out and do something. Take care of yourself!
#21at50
#healthiswealth
#wellness

[Marty @ChzburgerJesus]

I miss @wwe #houseshows

[Marty @ChzburgerJesus]

@ShawnMichaels @steveaustinBSR Mania 32 was the only time I got to see you three in a ring live.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Meanwhile in 2018...

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

WITH ENTHUSIASM GO FUCK YOURSELF #ElectionDay

[Marty @ChzburgerJesus]

Had pizza for dinner last night. Got elevated and remembered I had left over Chinese in the fridge. Now there is a battle going on in my gut to find out if it is Little Italy right now or China Town

[Marty @ChzburgerJesus]

@CrashyNews @ChezBurgerJesus No problem, just giving you a heads up

[Marty @ChzburgerJesus]

@ChezBurgerJesus @CrashyNews Not me either

[Marty @ChzburgerJesus]

Oh Berty Boy @bertkreischer will be in #Indy on my #bday, I guess I know what we’re doing.

[Marty @ChzburgerJesus]

I let @BeaconHealthSys touch deep inside of me on Monday and still hasn’t called to let me know what they found #COVID19 #covidtest

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

#HeyBigBoy

@NetflixIsAJoke

STREAMING NOW!!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Done!
#WatchThenRetweet

[WSBT 22 @WSBT]

BREAKING

[Bill Burr @billburr]

I think when Tom Hanks doesn’t die, everyone is gonna chill.

[Evan A. Feigenbaum @EvanFeigenbaum]

Colorado's first drive-up COVID-19 testing facility opens in Denver, is free of charge https://t.co/DvLBDdVJkC

[United Football League @TheUFL]

Austin Walter took one to the 🏡

[Marty @ChzburgerJesus]

@madflavor Enjoy uncle Joey