Twisted-Soul-1

who's been a bad pony? who's been a bad pony? You have! You have!

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(307): My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA off someone's bed.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(256): I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I don't always drink beer. But when I do... it's suddenly 31 years later. Stay thirsty, my friend.

#rejectedbeercommercial

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Happy birthday to my baby girl! Sad I lost my virginity. But thankful I have a daughter.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

#12DaysOfDeadpool

[Robbie 🇵🇸🇾🇪 @RobbieH46]

"A Journey Through Time With Evelyn Cusack" - The only dinosaur to survive the extinction event. #LateLateToyShow

[Damïeñ Múlley 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @damienmulley]

Darth Vader arrives, takes off mask, it's Pat Kenny, emperor turns up, it's Gaybo #ToyShowAndChill #LateLateToyShow

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(732): You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.

[Twisted-Soul-1 @Cia6an]

I've drank so much vodka these past two weeks, Smirnoff should honestly start paying me for promo work. #Smirnoff #vodka

[Twisted-Soul-1 @Cia6an]

Absolutely adore @HayleyAtwell after watching S1 of #AgentCarter . That season finale left me emotionally unhinged though. #greatactress

[Twisted-Soul-1 @Cia6an]

This one time at band camp.

[Twisted-Soul-1 @Cia6an]

Imagines world without Daniel O'Donnel. *cries inside*

[Twisted-Soul-1 @Cia6an]

People who put up "going to" statuses on Facebook should be buried................alive............with flesh eating spiders.

[Twisted-Soul-1 @Cia6an]

I left school over a year ago, how do I address the teachers?

[Twisted-Soul-1 @Cia6an]

PLEASE TELL ME THE DATE OF THE AUDITION #galwaycommunitycollege

[Twisted-Soul-1 @Cia6an]

I desire a career where participating in the real world in not an obligation.

[Twisted-Soul-1 @Cia6an]

I always find strange unexplainable markings on myself the day after a night out.

[Twisted-Soul-1 @Cia6an]

Last night was the first night I ever went to 360 and didn't get kicked out. I'm growing up