Ciera

Amare et foveam, donec mors nos partem. Hoc est meum votum solemne.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

In China you can pay using the palm of your hands

[Pet Paradise @Pet_Paradise0]

@timecaptales Fluffy helper 😻

[DD @jeazous]

@historyinmemes saw mona lisa in the train today

[Ciera @Ciera1120]

@ArtRedmond love language fullfilled

[Ciera @Ciera1120]

Don't be a try baby 😂😂😂
Commit Measure Execute....
Don't just aspire!
#crispsummit

[Ciera @Ciera1120]

@mogill's morning message... nurture your nature. Develop yourself and others don't change them... #crispsummit

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

My thumb is so mad rn

[Ciera @Ciera1120]

@shelbysos_ OMG I just heard one of your commercials on 96.1.. I'm down from Balt to ATL. Recognized your voice instantly.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

On the sad occasion of her passing, please take a moment to enjoy the time The Queen was excited to see some cows.

May she rest in peace.

[The REAL Messy Mom @TheREALMessyMom]

7yo: Dad, what are you doing?

Husband: Taking medicine because I am sore.

7yo: You have to ask Mommy before you can touch the medicine.

Husband: I am a grown man and I don't have to ask Mommy.

7yo: You should just ask her first to make sure it is safe.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

Short girls always wake up and choose violence. We can’t help it.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

my life is ten percent romantic yearning, 25 percent reading wiki articles when I should be sleeping, five percent getting over-stimulated in supermarkets and 40 percent wanting to go back and re-do embarrassing conversations from years ago

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

"My candle burns at both ends" is how I poetically refer to my anxiety.

[Jake the cat @hupstory]

“what if i told you the murderer…
*dramatic pause*
..is in the room with us right now!!”

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Don’t trick yourself into thinking that all couples are mean and hurtful to each other. You don’t have to settle for a relationship in which you’re mistreated or unloved. You deserve to be with someone who adores you.

[this could be us but you playin @couldbeusgoaIs]

could be us

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

The biggest lie Disney films perpetuated was not that the Prince will come & you'll end up in a castle, but that woodland creatures will ever help with the house cleaning.

[Maryland Department of Emergency Management (MDEM) @MDMEMA]

In the event of a mass attack, RUN. HIDE. FIGHT. All in that order. When you're in public, and especially crowded, spaces, stay alert and have an exit plan! (1/2)

[Megan Gilliland @MeganReports]

So… my husband and I ordered wings a few days ago and we were told they’re now market price!
MARKET PRICE for CHICKEN WINGS!!! 🧐
Which, by the way, apparently is $16 for a dozen.
When did wings become a delicacy??? 🤣
Have you heard of this yet?

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I must report a microaggression

Since I first visited the United States in 1964, most Americans pronounce my name as though it rhymes with 'fleece'

The correct pronunciation is to rhyme it with 'cheese'

I have suffered this microaggression for 57 years

I demand compensation