Behlmer

Just waitin to die.

[Behlmer @CierraBehlm]

Webb: "guys please let me talk, did I mention I've served in a war? Because I've served in a war." #DemDebate

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Best line of the night: “The American people are sick of hearing about your damn emails, @HillaryClinton." #DebateWithBernie

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

"Have you done this before?"

"Nope, I've just been on the internet." http://t.co/9JoTzNAquw

[Behlmer @CierraBehlm]

I'm voting for #GoodMythicalMorning for show of the year at the #Streamys because they peed in a cup and set a chair on fire in one episode.

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

walk into the club like http://t.co/YSKYl50SuX

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

punching myself in the throat so I don't have to talk to people

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

accidentally drinking bleach

[Behlmer @CierraBehlm]

@Lewcml whoa!!!

[Behlmer @CierraBehlm]

@jenni_rulon @michelapujol the usual.

[Behlmer @CierraBehlm]

"I love it when you eat my balls" -@michelapujol

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

"I call it hair topping. It's not a wig. Wigs are for sad people"
- Reginold

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

decomposing and turning into soil

[Behlmer @CierraBehlm]

When you're late for work so you drive past the speed limit signs with a, "that's cute," as you break the sound barrier.

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

squidward when he made a grave for his hopes and dreams

[Behlmer @CierraBehlm]

@E_Franz96 because of the awesome show we went to? 😊❤️

[Behlmer @CierraBehlm]

https://t.co/DBImOlJdhZ

[Behlmer @CierraBehlm]

Gettin reeeeeeeeeaaal tired of peoples shit right about now.

[Behlmer @CierraBehlm]

@EmiliaLovee @michelapujol she is beauty, she is grace