(!)

a huge bummer 🫀

[chase @_chase_____]

choosing to sit at the bar at a restaurant so the bartenders know i have the heart of a cowboy

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

i don’t freak unless froken to

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Getting my tarot read and the card reader pulls out a shiny holographic charizard

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i need to sit next to a body of water about this

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

Last night was a piece of cheese with medicine inside

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

employed with an unemployed aura

[Carlos @mamaloveslos]

No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Big old joy division t shirt no drawls

[َ Ⳋ᧙ @gonetoslumber]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with SSRIs

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

bf: *trying to break up with me*

me: {loudly, with headphones on} sorry man i dont have any cash on me right now

[Chris @citehchris]

heard there was a 5.2 in california today and thought of you

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

gm

[(!) @CigsandRamen]

wearing a mini skirt and confused in a Lowes

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

(Tearing up when its my turn in the rap battle) I hate you I hate you I hate you

[Sean @panoptisean]

Being 29 is like being 19 for being 30

[Natalie🪲 @eilatannna]

I pead you a heart 💛