Sylis

🏴‍☠️Never Shall We Die

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

*Sitting on Main Street*

*Couple walks past*

“Have you ever eaten here?” - Gal

“Yeah, I took your mom there once!” - Guy

“Can you please stop bringing up that you dated my mom.” - Gal

*Me trying to enjoy coffee at Picasso’s*

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

@Grahamf1swtor @fia @F1 Fucking golf carts would be better.

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

@fia @F1
Instead of having a 78 lap conga line on the calendar just make the drivers for the #MonacoGP drive it in go karts. That would be more interesting than whatever the fuck this is.

Waste of a race

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

@Siiboxic I wish I could opt out paying into SS. It’ll be destroyed before I benefit from it and I also mostly agree with OP. I shouldn’t be paying for people that have 0 financial literacy.

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

@ScuderiaFerrari

You did Sainz dirty and you’re not my beloved Red Bull but, I love you regardless

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

@goonsquad1900 @vol_ops @jordyns_marine I don’t know you

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

@vol_ops @jordyns_marine Did you just @ me to someone’s porn page?

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

@vol_ops Bruh 😂😂😂

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

0 broken bones but I got stuffed in a trunk so checks out so far

[𝓅𝒾𝓉𝒶 @noknowsgoes]

the broken bone theory says that a person who has never yet broken a bone in their body, at any point in their life, is meant to experience so much immense physical, emotional, & spiritual challenges, that they are at least spared from breaking a bone...

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

Just because you’re a vet/combat vet doesn’t mean you can to behave this way.

Boarding another persons vessel is equivalent to getting in someone else’s car during road rage.

Lucky the kid didn’t have a gun because this would’ve been enough to say he’s in fear for his life

[Marianne Fioravanti @MarianneFiorav1]

@TexasRepublic71 Here's the full video..
🎥 Gage Towles

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

Damn, caught another one.

Pedos everywhere

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

Simply don’t invade someone’s house maybe? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Newport Beach, California homeowner shoots home invaders while his family was sleeping, leaving one invader dead and the other injured.

1 man is dead and another is injured after the owner of a $5 million mansion got in a shootout with home invaders.

According to police, the homeowner shot and injured one man while the other home invader bizarrely shot himself in the head.

Police believe that the homeowner knew the men who showed up at his home in the middle of the night.

The dead invader was found with a “self-inflicted gunshot wound to his head” according to police.

The other was discovered bleeding in the street after getting shot by the homeowner.

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

Good, rest in piss bozo.

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

@TateTheTalisman The CIA disliked this comment

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

Tell my family on #Superearth, I died with honor 🫡 #HellDivers2

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

This is 100% why I include “do not cut” in the special instructions.

Can confirm. They do this to pizzas when they’re hungry

[TITAN @TemooTitan]

Let me find out yall do this to my pizza 😒

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

@Siiboxic Sounds like a free pizza, bozos sleepin on pizza

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

When did PornHub start live streams?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Twitch streamers are testing their limits by using censor bars

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

@UllrRover The thing that sucks about buying firearms online is that most major CC companies have agreed to release the information to authorities/agencies of those purchases for any reason.

My advice,
Make friends with an FFL, pay them cash for it & have them order it.

Happy Shooting🤙🏼

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

Being parents

[Sylis @Cikaaro]

Normalize not wanting children, you know how many times I’m VILIFIED because I’d rather not have kids.

It’s always the most miserable people that get mad at me for not wanting “the best thing ever”

Debt and a higher divorce rate?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Having children should be incentivized, not be a financial penalty like it is in most countries!

We must create the next generation of humans or spiral into oblivion.