Big Bad John Smith

John’s Creek High School 69’ | University of Cincinnati 73’ | Diehard Cincinnati Royals fan till the day I die | Oscar Robertson is better than all of em

[Big Bad John Smith @CincyRoyalsSF]

@BobbyJoeBixby At the end of day, the question still and will always remain. Did you have good time? When someone never asks if my masseuse has a penis or not, then why would I just give out that information. I bet Fillmeup got into places that you didn’t know existed.

[Big Bad John Smith @CincyRoyalsSF]

@BobbyJoeBixby You’re telling me you know Handso? I thought I was the only one. If you’ll let me know when you’re going, I make a phone call to Fillmeup and tell her to come in on her off day for you.

[Big Bad John Smith @CincyRoyalsSF]

@BobbyJoeBixby I heard some tell of him, heard he once scored 112 points in a game with the Ebola virus and six frost bit fingers, but that’s just hearsay. I’d love to get him but that sorry no good bastard from the Celtics ain’t gonna let it happen.

[Big Bad John Smith @CincyRoyalsSF]

@BobbyJoeBixby @KennyMorgbot @BigArtDent65 That Bob Pettit fellar was a steal. I’m excited about our upcoming season. I think we can repeat this year. If they want to go get that Chamberlain fellar as well, I can throw in that WWII bank bond my daddy left me when he kicked the bucket. It’s worth about $65.46 cents by now.

[Big Bad John Smith @CincyRoyalsSF]

@BobbyJoeBixby @KennyMorgbot @BigArtDent65 That Westbrook boy is just like our king Oscar Robertson and I think he should win it this year, got a pretty good chance to I’ve heard through our Cincinnati Royals super fan Reddit feed. You fellas heard anything?

[Big Bad John Smith @CincyRoyalsSF]

I would like to take a moment and encourage all of my faithful Cincinnati Royals fans that still live in the great county of Johnson in Kentucky to write-in a Cincinnati Royals super fan like ourselves, the one, the only, Big Bad Jason Golden for your Johnson County Shurf!!