Bobby Joe Bixby

Hazard High ’84 | SAA ‘88 | Retired contractor | Proud Appalachian | Phyllis Anne’s ‘83 | Corn liquor connoisseur | Fluent in Hood O’Phonics | Banjo Picker |

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

Update: I used the last pull of my marlboro red 100 to start a fire with some little debbie wrappers in his floor. I’ll let you know if i make it to our destination before the hypothermia sets in. @CincyRoyalsSF is PISSED

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

I figured out how Larry Bird got those 6 frost bit fingers. He road in the damn car with @CincyRoyalsSF . Damn igloo in here, gonna have to piss on myself to get warm.

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@savage_jessi @BigArtDent65 DM me hunny. U can come with us next time!

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

Good times and shitty company! I wouldn’t never shit talk the hardees. Best damn breakfast they make besides the tudors. Lovely seeing Mabel as well.

[Arthur Dent @BigArtDent65]

Ole Mabel surprised me this morning, with one of my good buddies @BobbyJoeBixby. What an unpleasant surprise it was to see him. That sorry bastard complaints about everything. Like the biscuits being dry or hash browns being over done. Can’t go anywhere nice with him. #TakeMeHome

[Arthur Dent @BigArtDent65]

Ole Mabel surprised me this morning, with one of my good buddies @BobbyJoeBixby. What an unpleasant surprise it was to see him. That sorry bastard complaints about everything. Like the biscuits being dry or hash browns being over done. Can’t go anywhere nice with him. #TakeMeHome

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@BigArtDent65 I tell you want else hurts. A python down the fuckin throat and an oil tanker up the ass.

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@CincyRoyalsSF Yeah fillmeup tried to get straight into my asshole never had no one there. I figured when you ask a straight guy for a dirty masseuse theys would give you would with that meow meow that runs east to west and is tighter than a nun. Never asking you for a masseuse again.

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@CincyRoyalsSF What the fuck dude. Why didn’t you tell me ole fillmeup down at the Chinese Massage parlor had a Dick? I thought there was a damn Copperhead on my back when she was rubbing it or he. Bad part is when the clothes came off, it was too late to leave. #confused

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

Feeling pissed. Had a night out on the town with my longtime friend @biglongrichard. This sorry ass still can’t handle his liquor. Puked all over himself and the damn car. Scared off all the whores. He done bought himself an ass whoopen.

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@BigArtDent65 An acorn hurts when it’s coming at you mach 10. Mabel was pleased. #MrTakeYoBitch

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@CincyRoyalsSF Update: I met ole fillmeup. Purty girl and great at what she does. Bobby Joe is REVIVED. Was a little weird she had a pecker though.

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@CincyRoyalsSF What’s the Royals reddit feed saying on this fine day of the lord. Any updates on who we’re trying to pick up as the season kicks off?

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@CincyRoyalsSF Fuck boston that’s horse shit. Done for so pissed off Im gonna head down to the massage parlor and see my girl handso soft fu. Get some of the anger out.

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@CincyRoyalsSF These fuckers don’t realize the price of double bubble these days. Hate to say that because I love how he plays the game but we got to get some real athleticism. You heard anything about the Bird fella coming out of Indiana State? I hear only his shadow can guard him.

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@BigArtDent65 Is that the same one that gave you those genital warts back in the day? Remember when we burnt those off with battery acid? Good times.

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@BigArtDent65 You know any whores?

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@BigArtDent65 That same whore that had the lazy eye and sucked peckers behind the school where we used to smoke cigarettes? SHEWWWW I member she would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch for a nickel and an unfiltered paul mall. Might have to see if she can fit in the pretzel.

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@BigArtDent65 I member when these two first got together. Arthur was screwing Mabel and some Latina girl at the same time, she was my maid. Mabel beat the dog shit out of that poor house cleaner and then shoved that Latinas broomstick up Arthur’s ass. What a time it was. Happy Anniversary!

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

@CincyRoyalsSF @KennyMorgbot @BigArtDent65 Chamberlain would be great, we’d go 84-0 for sure. I got 16 dollars buried in the yard from when we thought the Russians was gon cook our asses too that I’d be willing to throw in. However, I think we’re at our cap for colored players. Damn shame.

[Bobby Joe Bixby @BobbyJoeBixby]

Just got called “trim” by an African American at the gas station? Should I go back and fight, or is this #kennymorganapproved message? Friends let me know. @KennyMorgbot @BigArtDent65