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[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.

and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?

sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.

[cinematiccow @CinematicCow]

doing the same shit at 28 and lovin it

[cinematiccow @CinematicCow]

Summer is cancelled

[Path of Exile @pathofexile]

Thanks to everyone who tuned into the reveal of Path of Exile 2: Return of the Ancients! Here's a quick recap, hope to see you May 29 PDT!

[sankalp @dejavucoder]

when i solve a bug claude and codex couldn't

[cinematiccow @CinematicCow]

nothing even comes close to the absolute joy and awe this game provides, has been providing and will continue to provide. Well deserved!

[BAFTA Games @BAFTAGames]

Winner of the Evolving Game award is… No Man’s Sky 👏👏👏

#BAFTAGamesAwards with @googleplay

[dax @thdxr]

the hardest part about having a remote team is you can't hit your employees

[cinematiccow @CinematicCow]

this post is

[cinematiccow @CinematicCow]

🎶 BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB 🥁

[Electric @ElectricSQL]

1/ A law from computer science — published in 1967 — explains why some teams get 10x from AI agents and others plateau at 2x. It has nothing to do with Codex vs. Claude.

[bone @boneGPT]

i used to be against war but ever since they added sports betting on missile strikes i've matured

[champ 💫 @champtgram]

the PEAK male experience is landing in a new city, walking the streets with no plan and eating dinner alone somewhere you’ve never been.

nothing better. it’s spiritual.

[cinematiccow @CinematicCow]

hello @opencode please stop hacking me

[cinematiccow @CinematicCow]

Fine, I'll review it myself

[cinematiccow @CinematicCow]

@kitlangton happens on oauth rejection, hope it helps.