Mike Cioffi

Geeky nerd sort of dude. Does digital stuff for folks. Always concerned about what's for dinner. He/him.

[Mike Cioffi @Cioffi]

The kids: Stop! Not everything has to be a Simpsons quote

[The Ringer @ringer]

The Strike Force Five of late night returned to celebrate Stephen Colbert and the last week of ‘The Late Show’

Listen here: https://t.co/470qNaWMGV

[Mike Cioffi @Cioffi]

@Srirachachau I feel like it's crazy underrated. I have it in my top five episodes from the series, which is hallowed ground, but rarely see it ranked that high, or even top ten.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Mike Cioffi @Cioffi]

@FilmThePoliceLA DMCA his ass!

[Mike Cioffi @Cioffi]

@gregorybrothers I'll maybe never get "I've Got Six Cats" out of my head and now this is up there with that.

[The Gregory Brothers @gregorybrothers]

was Pam Bondi trying to un-hibernate Auto-Tune the News?

[Mike Cioffi @Cioffi]

@carebecc Nice! I'm excited for this game. Purchased but not played yet.

[Mike Cioffi @Cioffi]

@SwiftOnSecurity Everyone Has (Not) Seen Evangelion

[miiyauwu | 🦋@miiya.page @PearlteaRizzy]

This video alone perfectly encapsulates this fucking decade.

[Just Ken @YoungerPope]

You sorta gotta laugh that the president has to sign something like this. Like wow those framers of the constitution were SO smart! Really thought this whole system through!

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Logging on

[Mike Cioffi @Cioffi]

@BBCWorld

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

You can just buy MSG and sprinkle it on anything savory you know it's not illegal.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

It is impossible to overstate how accurately this book predicted the rise of a certain type of guy

[Mike Cioffi @Cioffi]

@minakimes @DannyBKelly Fitting. Using his G rated curses to yell at them. I could see him in that cartoon almost too perfectly.

[Mike Cioffi @Cioffi]

@anylaurie16 Humbly ... let him cook?
Seems like him targeting Kimmel only increased the ratings, press, overall support, and online numbers?