bobby french, a parody

[bobby french, a parody @Cipresse]

@mcclusk I recently had net front presence. Our D man takes a slapper, puck ricochets off one of their players and hit me side of the neck. Could have been worse if it hit my throat. Full cage didn’t help that.

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

Dear Chuck Schumer,

Hi. Black dude here. I can trace my family ancestry to slavery. I even know where they were slaves. My mom experienced Jim Crow. I think I’ve watched every episode of “Eyes On the Prize” when I was younger.

With that said…

Can you directly explain to me how the SAVE Act is “Jim Crow 2.0?” Literally every black person I know has ID. Literally every black person I know has a car or at least a ride. Literally every black person I know knows how to vote (well… except the ones with felonies… but they don’t count).

With your advanced white liberal thinking, you must know more than me. Apparently, as I experience daily on this app, white liberals are experts on being black; even more so than actual black folks. Perhaps you could explain it like I’m five. I’d look it up on the internet, but Kathy Hochul has already told me I don’t know what a computer is and Joe Biden said I can’t navigate it, anyway.

Looking forward to your answer.

No hugs.
Zeek

[Robert Davi @RobertJohnDavi]

Brilliant explains the Trump Doctrine !!!One of the greatest speeches of our time by Sec of State Marco Rubio
The fact he received a standing ovation by the European leaders after seeing their defiance against the Trump administration lately.. just wow.

“Mass migration is not, was not, isn’t some fringe concern of little consequence. It was and continues to be a CRISIS that is transforming and destabilising societies across the West”

“In a pursuit of a world without borders, we opened our doors to an unprecedented wave of mass migration that threatens the cohesion of our societies, the continuity of our culture and the future of our people”

Full speech here.

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post of Video 01:13 AM EST 01.23.26

President Trump posts video from @MAGAStormX

"WOW… she actually did the homework and now she’s admitting Republicans were right. An American woman says she used to laugh off the idea that illegals could vote… until she researched the voting rules state by state. Her breakdown is brutal: “I’m not gonna lie when Republicans said illegal immigrants were voting and turning states blue, I didn’t believe it. I assumed you’d need a driver’s license… and that you’d need a Social Security number… and only citizens can get that.” But then she found out how the system REALLY works: •14 states don’t require any ID at the polls (with limited exceptions) •Some states issue government IDs to non-citizens (and allow voting in certain local elections) •12 states require documentation but not photo ID (could be something like a utility bill) •9 states “ask” for photo ID but still let you vote using an affidavit / alternative method Her conclusion? “That’s already over 50% of the country without strict voting documentation.” “Only 10 states strictly require a government photo ID to vote.” “Republicans weren’t wrong… and the source is nonpartisan.” 🔥 This is why the SAVE Act matters."

[bobby french, a parody @Cipresse]

@VideosAICant OMG. I kid you not I saw this once when I was in HS at a summer soccer camp. Blew me away and have told this same story for years. I used the pringles can too for size comparision back in 1985.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

104-year-old World War II veteran Dominick Critelli played the national anthem on the saxophone at the Rangers-Islanders game

Pretty special stuff 🇺🇸

[bobby french, a parody @Cipresse]

@TaraBull Roomba’s Dirt Detection worked! —- Dirt

[Lily Tang Williams @Lily4Liberty]

@WallStreetApes https://t.co/gnLQ61WsSW

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Americans who immigrated from Cuba warn New York voters about Zohran Mamdani’s plan for government run grocery stores

They show all the things they can buy in American grocery stores they couldn’t buy in Cuba

For 35 years of their life they couldn’t get things like beef, cheese and more

“The Socialists come out. Yes. The embargo exempts food”

Shopping in America is a dream for them, “This is the dream for people like me, coming for a government grocery”

[bobby french, a parody @Cipresse]

@mattwhitlock She is like Kamala. Wants a safe place and script to answer questions so nothing is uncomfortable for her.

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

This Katie Porter crashout is INCREDIBLE.

Easy to imagine her pouring boiling mashed potatoes on her husband’s head.

[Love Music @khnh80044]

So beautiful ✨💖
Can you name this song 🤔 ?

[bobby french, a parody @Cipresse]

@dom_lucre I canceled too, because Gina Carano was fired.

[Farm Girl Carrie 👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

Lord bring revival to America 🙏♥️🕊️

[bobby french, a parody @Cipresse]

@TheChiefNerd Would like to hear what he said after that sentence particularly the studies that prove his point. #science

[Love Music @khnh80044]

Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!😍💗
The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!!
With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris 😍
Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist

[bobby french, a parody @Cipresse]

@AmazingZoltan They will eat their own

[bobby french, a parody @Cipresse]

@CurtisW57329385 @TrumpsHurricane That’s what I thought this is/was. Grandma also put merthiolate on my cuts, in my mouth, anywhere there was blood.

[bobby french, a parody @Cipresse]

@TrumpsHurricane Is that merthiolate?