Cissy St Clair 🦖

Curious kitty.
Knackered mummy.

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@HRHCatherine She's breathtaking 😍

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@MeghansMole That moonbump is way too high, at this stage they're head down, bump would have dropped considerably. She clearly did zero research for her pretend pregnancy!

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@TheFabBookLover Remember that look she gave her Dad as a kid in that video where she rolls her eyes at him? That's all I can see in this photo. Barely concealed apathy.

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@ViQueenie Why does she insist on sandals and open toed shoes with feet like that? Those indecent trotters should stay well hidden 🤢

[Harry, Meghan’s Spare @ViQueenie]

100% hilarious. 100% accurate. 🤣

[Princess Pinocchio 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PinocchPrincess]

Come on X a friends.
It's trending, let's make everyone aware of this!!

If you were a follower of the original Laird account please unfollow now to minimize the account for the hackers.

Hopefully Laird will get his original account back soon.

https://t.co/LA7HLTYeQR

[Cissy St Clair 🦖 @CissySt]

Who's she looking at with such disgust? https://t.co/qw10FfExan

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@MeghansMole

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@ViQueenie And none of them are good outfits 😆 you'd think at least 1 outta 3 wouldn't be too bad

[Mor Edge Insight @MorEdge_Insight]

I’m sorry if this offends anyone, but this is bloody hilarious 🤣

[Cissy St Clair 🦖 @CissySt]

@ViQueenie Having to go back and add the flick to her phoney "calligraphy" 😆

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@looses1 @MeghansMole What is going on with his waistband? And Archies foot? And Lilis leg???

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@RadioGenoa @ForestOpaline Brigitte's tailor needs firing

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@Canellelabelle Wouldn't be the first time, I'm sure the rumour was she stole shoes after a shoot before?

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@ViQueenie I tried it, very different result!! https://t.co/f6wDH1TNzT

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CompareAPregnancy Pt4: sat at desk. Bump forces me to sit back into chair with lumbar support, not lean forward. Nearly impossible to cross legs for more than few mins as pressure on uterus & lumbar increases. Belly doesn't disappear no matter how I sit!

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Suicide.

I'm choosing to be deliberately blunt and provocative in this post because it's necessary. Government, charities, football clubs are all pushing water up a hill in highlighting what is undoubtedly a major health crisis.

You take a rope.
You put it up in a garage or a tree nearby or far away.
You're thinking about every loved one you'll leave behind as you put that rope around your neck.
Then you drop.

Some are decapitated.
Some aren't.
All are found by someone who has a lifetime of trauma that will never leave them.
A son.
A daughter.
A brother.
A sister.
A mother.
A father.

I know 2 men who hung themselves.

One was found by his Mom.
One was found by his brother.
Neither have recovered fully. 20 and 30 years on.

A life sentence for people who were already worrying, terrified their loved one may do something.

So just visualise the above and ask, "is there another way"?

A segway for a moment.

I do a few Q&A's every year. Tales of yesterday with a 99% male audience of my age group.

After the stories and fun, my last question back to the audience is..

"Hands up if you struggle with a mental health issue".

Nobody ever puts a hand up. Despite 1 in every 3 of 500 attendees statistically struggling.

"Ah, nobody, that's fucking brilliant! Well I do! ". I then graphically tell people, stunned into silence about how a rope around my neck in the middle of nowhere jolted me to go home and cry like a baby to my Mom.

After the Q&A has finished, something always happens. I'll be chatting to a few guys, saying bye and one by one, men will come over and whisper " I struggle".

Or my mailbox the next day will have 30 emails from guys, their partners or kids saying " Dad/Uncle /Brother was there last night and what you said hit them hard".

And that's how some people realise that it's time to speak to a pal or family member or even rant to me in an email. It works, I often get a follow up email a year or 6 later saying that they took responsibility for their suicidal feelings and are now flying.

Humans are programmed to want to live, to have families and to keep the species growing and thriving. So for a human to want to short circuit that desire isn't normal, and it should never be spoken of as normal. It's the ultimate red flag.

If you suspect your mate, Dad, Brother, Uncle is struggling mentally, they deserve your intervention.

They deserve a " are you OK, please tell me what's up".

They deserve an opportunity to get past wanting to hang a rope over a tree or in a garage and slowly struggle until they die and you find them.

If you've been there and trust me I have plenty, then you'll know that text out of the blue, or a footie mate or one of your kids asking jow you are can open the curtains to some sunshine.

Because when suicide is your only answer, the room is already dark, and you can't see a way out.

So please, fucking pretty please, ask that husband, Dad, Uncle, Cousin, footie pal TODAY how they are.

You may be shocked what comes back but extremely glad that you asked.

For those who struggle, you're not alone.

[Cissy St Clair 🦖 @CissySt]

@that_1 She skipped foundation and gone straight to the creosote!

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@ViQueenie The mask slip as she turns away from Marcus.. she's livid he wasn't laughing with her!

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@ViQueenie I just can't read her chicken scratch "calligraphy", it makes my eyes hurt

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@TheFakeDuchess That awful ginger brillo pad on his chin makes me heave. Have a bloody shave Harry at least.