Judge Smails

It's ez to grin when ur 🛳 comes in, and you've got the stk mkt beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can 😁, when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

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@nickpowpow How long after you first got your hands on a calculator did you enter 58008?

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@FitzXyz @QuinnyPig I can already sense the AMA-gym crowd organizing

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@LaytonEWilliams Adam Yauch (Beastie Boys) and Gordon Downie (Tragically Hip). Felt gutted for both

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@BradMossEsq After going through the many useful explainers the only thing I still don’t understand is how the hedge funds were able to borrow 140% of available shares. How were they able to borrow something that didn’t actually exist?

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@shameonshay Figger it out

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@rorycooper @daveweigel You are looking at this from the lense of someone who isn’t a pathological narcissist. He’s intrinsically incapable of doing exactly the most strategic thing that you illustrated.

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@swiftiec13 Deeeecent!

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@JGeoffen @docmldilworth @BuffyvDarkangel @steel8883 @realDonaldTrump Yelling it for those in the back. Trump actively discouraged base to mail vote. Base complied and voted same day, leaving bulk of mail voting to Biden voters. Several key state leg prevented mail votes from processing ahead of Election Day. Bulk of last votes counted were Biden’s

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@SmartSpeeches @michaelkruse @TimOBrien I predict he’s going to go on a continual rally tour, and his base will flock. The difference is that he’ll be an entertainer and can profit off them. Unless he’s in custody he’ll figure out how to replenish the narcissist gas tank before anything else. Prison is the only remedy

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@PioneerPress Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler.

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@Dlinecoach78 Your 27 years suspiciously overlaps with 93 and 94 so you have some additional penance before you’re fully welcomed in.

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@GregWildSmith @alicegoldfuss You’re probably fine either way. But they give advice based on the majority and I’d say you’re likely not that, at least in terms of exposure risk. Most are venturing out more. If you’re not, major kudos

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@alicegoldfuss @kazemicode Just guessing... and probably a bit of an inelegant metaphor, but perhaps it’s similar to bullet proof vests. They don’t protect you from a head shot but when you possibly might face a gunfight, even when the odds are slim, you wear one.

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Oh fuck!!!

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@WhitneyCummings Classic correlation v. causation. Men who choose to own bulldogs are most likely single, and for a reason.

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@genegraphics1 @BuckSexton Underated tweet

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@MZHemingway It’s logically sound. First assertion is that it’s crazy to think that an election largely composed of mail-in voting is problematic. Second assertion is that squashing mail-in voting on the false premise that it’s problematic is election tampering shenaniganiery.

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@alysemayequade @ErinMayeQuade My lame ass thought it had to be the wahlberg before I clicked into the choices and now I just feel old and weird

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@revrrlewis That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight, nursing my.....

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@gtconway3d I’d give any left side redundant organ if a reporter directly asks Drumpf if O’Brien shouldn’t have gotten tested so that he could continue to come to work