jordan

Without love in the dream it'll never come true

[jordan @CitizenJordan]

One fun thing about living in a small town is that if anything ever catches on fire half the town will drive to wherever it is to get a closer look and your social media will be 90% photos/videos of the fire for the rest of the day

[wint @dril]

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Patrick Mahomes rn

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

You want to pick on immigrants?! Then pick on Willie!

[goldenboy . @rubiangozai]

i’m not in the mood for this shit

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

When I wake up on a Saturday morning with no plans all day.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

not getting getting invited
invited and not going

[DrewIsSharing @DrewIsSharing]

Drinking coffee everyday means you’re a drug addict btw

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

They’re out here smoking gogurt

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

You’re watching $100 million being incinerated. That could’ve provided 26,246,719 free school lunches instead

[P𐌹adica @Nova_Scotia_Gov]

Found this guy on reddit who is just going to every country's subreddit and asking if they like tom and jerry

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Man these guys just worked an 18 hour shift risking their lives to put out the fires, they don’t wanna hear that shit.

[Gis @gissydominique]

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

Being super smug about the TikTok ban not affecting me because I waste 8 hours on my phone in other superior ways