John 'jaQ' Andrews

New to Seattle. Will manage IT for cash. Creator @DefunctComic, @StarshipRecalls. Writer @DenofGeekUS, @TechGenix.

[John 'jaQ' Andrews @CitizenjaQ]

@Husky_Fan_335 @SDOTtraffic @SeattlePD There were some tents on the sidewalk across from City Hall, so the police cordoned off a block of 4th Ave for four hours to remove the tents and then put up a fence.

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@Stop_Sweeps_SEA Just rode bike past Seattle Police blocking 4th Ave at James St., ~7:45 AM 3/8/2022.

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"No YOU open the drawer."

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Happy birthday #StarTrekDiscovery ! I'm making you a cake. @startrekcbs @startrek

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In case you need your cheeks numbered. #Seattle #WeAre12 #sportsball #yardsale

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@DanielBrian Huh. More virulent than I would put it, but sure, popular science pedantry is annoying. As is I Fucking Love Factoids.

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@DanielBrian There's an anti-Tyson train? Tell me more!

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@DanielBrian Yes. If for no other reason than the voice of not-@neiltyson-but-totally-@neiltyson.

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If you ever have to talk to a person, the system has failed.

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#Autocorrect is not big on #vegetables.

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@AskLandsEnd Right-hand hood tightening string broke on Men's 3-in-1 squall bought online 12/20/2016. What do? Repair? Exchange?

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Not confusing at all, @USPS.

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C'mon...

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WHY ARE NO SMARTPHONES PERFECT AND ALSO CHEAP

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"AR & VR Wearables Will Be Awkward, Obvious, and Niche for a While Yet" https://t.co/9dkLQ9rddx by @CitizenjaQ on @LinkedIn

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@NimaSensor Do people receiving texts need to install Nimoji as well in order to see them?

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Every Bryan Fuller Star Trek Episode Ever, Ranked on @DenofGeekUS https://t.co/TzWiNOuTSp

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Somebody wants to buy the seahorses I put on Craigslist. #autocorrectftw

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The Enduring Starship Designs of Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (by yours truly) https://t.co/e7YFFlzxAG

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Didn't realize @Staples ballpoint pens were so special. #NH #MHT #notaballotselfie