Civil Protection

Acting under the combine to provide the best environment for our citizens, with the exemption of human rights.

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

Friendly citizen reminder to please like our posts or we will send a pipe bombs through your door

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

Funny story, the @Kaz_Jorzu resistance account was secretly created by my irl friend to overtake me in followers.

Changed his writing style and everything, the commitment was crazy. (He only told me like 6 months after he created it, then we fell off)

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

I may have overestimated how long ago the 21st of May is

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

He joined the club (You can tell I really fell off because it took me months to reply to this)

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

HIIIIIIIII

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

@Darootbeerchamp @httpsbraincell We are already on route.

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

The citadel blowing up was actually just a multi-year long April fools joke, nothing to do with that freeman guy.

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

We at the combine understand how annoyed citizens are at the lack of netflix under our rule.

This is why we are pleased to announce we will be adding these masterpieces to be aired alongside the breencasts.

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

@Amanseeks Oh

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😡

[Sean Byrne @ADailyEditor]

a fuckin metrocop hit me with a baton so i broke his arm

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

You can really tell when Gordon Freeman has been somewhere.

Son of a bitch and his unforeseen plot armour

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

@Dr_Irish__ He has a strange way of harassing citizens, but gets the job done either way.

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

@HL2_Resistance Is this what you want from the future, killing the people who are protecting this city.

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

This officer was enjoying a nice scenic view by the waterfront, but these dastardly @HL2_Resistance ruined this innocent metro-cops day by shooting him in the back! They are the real enemy here.

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

@ThatoneMetrocop @Unit3650_Badcop He gave me a Nintendo switch to let him pass

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

@Unit3650_Badcop He uh.. it's complicated.

Ths job is hard you know

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

@HL2_Resistance That was rude, I liked those guys

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

Turn yourself in. They die instantly truth truth no lie

[Kaz :3 @Kaz_Jorzu]

Whats the best way to kill some combine?

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

Found ya xx

[Kaz :3 @Kaz_Jorzu]

[transmitting footage from {CITY 6 Resistance Outpost} to {White Forest} S.O.S signal]

[receiving voice message... Transcribing message]

"Shit. how the fuck did they find us? We're in need of reinforcements down here and quickly... oh shit is that a helicopter... Send help"

[Civil Protection @CivilPr0tection]

@HL2_Resistance :(