CJ Lippincott

Writer. Baker. Worrier. Striving to use fewer exclamation points (she/ her)

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I think Starfish on #maskedsinger is Nikki Cox

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I’m an adult so I ate buttered noodles, cheese & ice cream for breakfast - the dream meal of a child

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@errrica I got Boyfriend, Pen and Job 😳

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I’m not a sports fan but I am enough of a Philadelphian to know to check the score of last night’s game before I leave the house

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@errrica Watch out for the icy patch!

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.@Amazon sent me a straight up used lipstick and now I have to get to a UPS to return it to get a refund. Uncle Jeff, you ok?

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The @WaltDisneyWorld app seems to have had a glitch this weekend and I missed my advanced dining reservation window. Any tips for how to book Cinderella’s Royal Table now? My princess obsessed 4yo thanks you. #disney #wdw

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If you’ve ever judged a parent when their kid got hurt- I just watched a toddler, sitting in a stroller, pull a ziploc snack bag over their entire head with the dad an arm length away. Kid is fine. But dang if they aren’t really trying us.

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But it was confirmed when I drove to said viewing only to find out that it is being held next Friday.

I think I leveled right up into the “my kids are calling to check on me now” phase.

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Earlier today I thought my adulthood was cemented when I said “I am going to the viewing but I can’t stay for the funeral because (kid’s name) has a Drs appt we can’t miss.”

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@erinK_mccarthy @errrica Any chance you are looking for a historical perspective from the mid 2000s? 🤣

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Hey @thredUP - how do I talk to a human to get some help? I had a credit - now it’s gone. Can’t get a human to respond via email #thredup

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Ok- Succession is done. Can we please get an update on #TheGildedAge s2? @HBO @StreamOnMax

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My kid isn’t even over her 10 day strep antibiotics and now she has a stomach bug. This is the 3rd one in our house since January. Did you hear that? It’s me screaming.

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My 4yo decapitated a set of dolls and fed the heads to a larger doll. Someone want to tell me what to do here?

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7:30pm the night before a holiday is the optimal time to discover your child’s dress shoes are MIA.

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I’m “spending my Friday night watching a tribute show on PBS” years old

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Update: she didn’t eat said lunch because she had a fever and stayed home. Go buy the working parent in your life a drink.

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There is no greater illustration of my stress level than my preschooler’s packed lunch.

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@SoCalledYALife 🙋🏼‍♀️