Chris Bateman

[Charlie Bennett @CharIieBennett]

Give us the Tyne-Wear derby three days after Sunderland have been to the arse-end of Europe. #NUFC

[Weldy @Weldy43]

Is Lewis Hall legitimately the best player in the world?

[Edan Kidd @KiddEdan]

Can we all agree clapping Qarabag when they scored is one of the worst things to ever happen at St James Park.

#nufc

[Local fan finder @LocalFanFinder]

Definition of a plastic

[Cinnabunny @deshdash_]

Text her the fuck back

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Isak refusing to play - pathetic

[Laura Woods @laura_woodsy]

I really can’t get out of my head what has happened to Charlie Kirk. I watched him a lot, not because I agreed with everything he said, but because he was an absolutely formidable commentator and could debate in a relentless, yet respectful way. Shot in the throat for using his voice. I’ll never get that image out of my head. Horrifying.

[Ben Spratt @bensprattjourn]

Would be a shame for a couple of the Newcastle lads, but Isak missing out on his first World Cup because he went on strike and therefore wasn’t in condition to start two key qualifiers? That’s the good stuff

[ben @benhatesnufc]

The best striker in the world plays football today.

[♰ @reeceollld]

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

[ً @CoreOfNufc]

They did nothing wrong, free them.

[Thomas @thomashammond__]

Liverpool fans thinking Wissa is the Isak replacement

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

You know, I spot something different everytime i watch this. The Jacob Murphy bullet header was much better than i remember

#NUFC

[EnGee @_EnGee]

Isak watching us win the Sela Cup on the weekend

[EnGee @_EnGee]

Isak trying to force his move to Liverpool

[SD @ScottDaley26]

God sake #NUFC

[dan @growupdan]

If Whitney Houston was from Birmingham:

[Julio Geordio @Julio_Geordio]

See Isak waited until Joelinton was on the place before dropping that bombshell