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[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

I reckon we should sack Howe and be the first club in history to be managed by AI for six games.

"Give it Copiloteh till the end of the season."

It would be a laugh anyway.

#NUFC

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@McqueGeno @manxpie86 Pretty sure this is actually real, can't always trust AI.

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@jonesyall3 @HoweWayTheLads People just use the internet to vent that is ALL walks of life, not just football.

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@EscambiaFLMan I still don't get why you dont just inceease prices 20% and take the confusipn out of the whole thing.

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

That battle for 17th going to be something. 😬... not again. 😭

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| NEW: Chelsea have made a formal move for midfielder Granit Xhaka, launching a first offer of €30 million.

The pursuit comes as an express request from newly appointed Chelsea manager Xabi Alonso.

{@lucacerchione}

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@DoylemMedia Mad how these teams (not a criticism, i never put him in mine either 😂) never contain Jacob Ramsey.

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@Colin_B_1970 Hate but also love that i knew exactly what this was going to be about. 😂

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

Saved you a click.

It's Nick Woltemade, marauding LW.

[The Chronicle @ChronicleNUFC]

Newcastle United now have left-field alternative to problem position amid transfer delay

https://t.co/BJIH6rCAxt

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@_toonccy Supporting one ≠ disrespecting another

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

First of all, Kenya 😂

Secondly, the grammar on show there after "use Their brains" is a sight to behold.

[Elisha Momanyi @Eli97720Elisha]

Newcastle should use Their brains well & realise That The Player has given Arsenal permission & He wants to leave just accept The Bid & use The remaining Time to find a replacement stop acting like A Big 6 Team yet You Are just A Mid-Table fodder!!!

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@_toonccy And being from Kenya starts mattering the second he starts calling my local team "fodder" or showing any other level of disrespect, tbh.

By all means support your team from wherever, don't disrespect mine, when Newcastle is more relevant to football than your entire nation.

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@_toonccy Did he use all of your capital letters, or what?

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@n2xlr8n_drummer @GaryRWard Just to clarify i am a reliable source if information. Grok knows this.

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@jaffa_5 Even worse in hindsight with the season ending the way it did. If we were locked into achieving something, fair enough, but the reality is it was for nowt as well.

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

In hindsight, the way Lascelles left was canny mad considering the love in Krafth got on the way out.

[Sam @NUFC7890]

It’s fairly simple.

Howe has mega overachieved in the previous seasons with the help of unbelievable recruitment and making bang average players a lot better than what they should be. He’s, also had the best striker in the league with the best back up poacher in the league too. Bruno could play for anyone also.

Howe in summer 2024 was flirting with the idea of going to England, although England had absolutely no interest in him becoming manager. Saudi hired their own man who was bang on about recruitment to an extent. Wrong & right at the same time. Howe felt challenged and annoyed, ego clash. After he won the cup Howe got the keys to the club.

Mitchell left a day after the season ended because he knew what was coming last summer. A manager set in his way with his “small pool of players” that improve us. Mitchell getting in the cross fire for Isak’s new contract, which Isak would have left for Liverpool regardless if he got one or not & has been thrown under the bus about Trafford. Trafford signed for Man City 8 weeks after PM left Newcastle.

Every signing apart from the Thiaw and Ramsey were 6/7 down the list. Howe constantly knocks back the recruitment teams targets, he also wanted his nephew to lead the summer last season which he did. Steve Nickson, instrumental in the Bruno, Isak and Botman signings was thrown on sales.

Howe’s intentions has always been not to sell players, Leeds offer for Longstaff was actually on the table for 5 weeks before he brought him self to accept it. Didn’t want Pope or willock to move on either. Tried his hardest to convince Wilson to stay on too. 4 goalkeepers needed for some reason, Lascelles also staying on then magically thrown out the club with no thankyou, strange.

Last season basically showed the effects of a Howe lead summer, players bored of the same tactics, same excuses, same set up and same training sessions. A pre season where they only won a behind closed door game against Carlisle.

This is a collective though, Howe was absolutely shocking last season. PIF supposedly have a team of 50 people working day to day on the club. Howe has masked the incompetency from the club by over achieving. When Howe hits his ceiling, when old players aren’t good enough anymore, when bang average players who have been playing above their capabilities it unravels everything. Everyone has to do better. Fulham away was 35 days ago and we’ve lost Tripps, Krafth, Gordon & Ramsdale, who is shit but we can’t be expecting Jaouen to be ready. Tonali will go to spurs soon. Pre season is 2 weeks away & the squad is fucking shit.
#NUFC

[Oll the bear @TheGamerTek03]

Not the first time he's lied with Palace news #CPFC

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@Eli97720Elisha Hi Elisha, I'd love to pick your brain about some of your capitalisation choices here during this one incredibly long sentence.

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

@SirMonkeySuit Interesting time to start the 'all just want the best for the club thing' would have been useful through last season that.

If we start it, are we gonna stick to it though?

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

All those lads who said last season was fine and we'd be better the next season without europe.

The good players don't believe you... 😬

#NUFC

[EnGee @_EnGee]

Imagine being told 18 months ago that the only one left would be Murphy

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

He should never have been in the squad.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Reece James is suffering from a hamstring injury, he will be OUT for the next 2 games!

��� @guardian

[𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 🫡 @DeeenJam]

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