As temperatures warm up, please remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 10:30 a.m. and November 1.
If you are planning on doing crime, please do it outside our jurisdiction.
Dana White on his employees' work schedule: "I don’t care if you f*cking do your work at 9 o’clock this morning or 9 o’clock tonight."
"If your kid has a school function, practice, or a game, I hope you’re gonna go. That sh*t is very important to me."