Christopher D. Kauk

Christopher is the acting Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe. All Worlds and Lifeforms defer to His Supreme judgement. By Supreme I mean it has sour cream.

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@mikepat711 @DavidMoss AI-liens

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@DJ_B_RADICAL @TexasTSLA @cybertruck Yeah but your wheel’s good

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@DJ_B_RADICAL @TexasTSLA The only one immune is @cybertruck

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@mikepat711 They’re keeping it secret because it’s now coincidental with Roadster 2.0. Optimus will be a Transformer that changes into Roadster 2.0 and they don’t want to spill the beans yet 🤖

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@greggertruck @Dabb_mt @CartNarcs we need you!!!

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@mikepat711 I got 28% of COB request also. Exactly the same ratio as you, E-Trade though

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@BeardedTesla I noticed you were in Hurry at first, then Standard. There are 2 speed levels below standard if you want to go even slower. Why did you stop scrolling down? It’s ok to be Chill.

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@cybercussion @cybertrucknoob Dude you need to have equipment and intense training on lining up and installing Cyber Wheel aero covers. If you don’t use cut proof gloves the metal clips WILL cut your fingers off, also you need a towel to lay them on the bed @cybertruck “wipers off”

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@416moin When in doubt, trust in Inverse Cramer

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@carlit021 @SignatureSolar @NeuralinkApe @UranderOfficial

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@NevrEnoughX @grok FL says you must have 1 rear facing mirror, so just leave the rear view mirror in and you’re good

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@norotops @Teslarati Wrong

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@Teslarati It’s just a huge waste of energy unless you have small children or pets in your car regularly you need to protect

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

For the umpteenth time:

Vaccines work.
Chemtrails do not exist.
mRNA is in everything you eat.
Everything is made of chemicals.
Natural is not a synonym for safe.
It’s the dose that makes the poison.

Most internet health scares collapse the moment you learn basic chemistry.

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@KrzyDays @robertoggsp @P4wnyhof They’re only one shots because you’re a glass cannon standard mode newb. Come to hardcore and learn to survive

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@KrzyDays @robertoggsp @P4wnyhof Fighting Lilith on T8 for the first time in HC was the farthest thing from boring. Mephisto fight was awesome as well. HC really gets the tingles going on scary AF boss fights ⚔️

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@KrzyDays @robertoggsp @P4wnyhof Did you clear all season objectives on Hardcore? I did.

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@starthrower @wholemars @woodhaus2 please fix this design!

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@hazeykthx Warlock Goblin build your dash makes you a goblin! And it’s really good! Its basically the same thing 😈

[Christopher D. Kauk @Ckauk]

@OutofSpecDetail @RivianTrackr Microfiber rolled up in my door pocket for wipes, good to go!