Christy Hall

📍Brighton 🌊 Copywriter, reader...and other things📚📝 Proud husband to Chelsea and loyal supporter of Joanna 💙 Also… @HoveLawnsFC ⚽️

[Hove Lawns FC @HoveLawnsFC]

A five minute capitulation meant that the lawns threw away a two goal lead at half time to lose 5-2 against @CrewClubHawks

Goals:
Charles
@Ckh_Modest

[Hove Lawns FC @HoveLawnsFC]

A competitive fixture ended 4-2 to @WRangers_FC. With a plethora of new players Lawns fielded two separate sides each half with the first side 3-0 down at half time. The second eleven battling back and reducing the deficit to 4-2.

Goals:
@SamuelWilliamWP
@Ckh_Modest

[Christopher Arksey @chrisarksey]

‘Squid’ by Christy Hall 🦑

Taken from his chapbook Later, You Returned to the Sea, which I picked up by happy chance recently.

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

You spelt ‘degenerate’ wrong 👍

[𝚁𝚘𝚡𝚢 🌮🐀🍅 @FireyRoxy]

Is anyone still doubting she's a transphobe?

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

Underwhelming stats but trophies incoming ���️⏳

[. @utdcynical]

They’ve signed another player that nobody knows his best position 🤣🤣

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

Does anybody on here understand any of this? Can’t imagine this would stack up as a conversation in a pub

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Mark Cuban deconstructs Elon Musk's plan to give blue checks the power to downvote

[Waco O'Guin @WacoOGuin]

Everyone retweet to make sure @elonmusk sees this! Who think I’ll be banned?

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

Chilly?!? 🤷🏻‍♂️😱

[Mido @cfc_mido]

I have a dream.

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

Ballack’s was okay… ish! And wasn’t his at all!

[CFC-Blues @CFCBlues_com]

On This Day in 2006, Ballack, Lampard and Drogba scored three unbelievable goals as we beat Everton 3-2 at Goodison Park 👏 #CFC

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

Using the word woke as a pejorative like this means you’re a total and utter fuck-wit who has given up on life

[GB News @GBNEWS]

'The NHS would save millions if it stripped out woke nonsense...when people go to a hospital, they don't want a political lecture, they want treatment.'

@MrMarkDolan shares his thoughts on NHS nurses holding the biggest strike in history.

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

Isn’t this a bit OTT? Unless they know each other

[Mainly Oasis @mainlyoasis]

Something extremely odd about a bloke pushing 40 checking IDs to kiss one of his fans…

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

This season? Tough for everyone! But yes 👍💙

[Football Devotion @footydevotion]

Hands up if you have watched a game at Stamford Bridge.....

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

😱

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

Not quite sure what to make of Hull City apparently being the most popular football club in Alabama.

[MrPaulRobinson @MrPaulRobinson]

I see Visit Scunthorpe has got a new slogan

[Andrew Parnall @dontbrexitfixit]

Apropos this frightful woman on @bbcquestiontime #bbcqt. As a valuable experiment, I would like this woman to be filmed for a year drinking and eating only drinks and food, grown and produced in Britain and buying only goods manufactured from materials sourced in Britain 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

What’s wrong with revealing too much? 🤷🏻‍♂️ The more the better surely?

[Good Morning Britain @GMB]

'The new generation want the Royal Family to be an anti-racism institution'

'It looks like revenge. They are slinging unverified mud at his brother'

Femi Oluwole and Emma Webb share their thoughts on Harry and Meghan's docuseries

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

Man steps away from the royal family - man diversifies his commerce - man publishes book. What’s the fuss? How much crap have you thrust on us all over the years in the name of selling a story?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Only 25 more sleeps until Prince Harry Hypocrite’s book comes out, dumping 416 pages of more sh*t all over his family. Exciting! 🤮

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

"You're taking something that was working and now you're making it not work."

Wine industry director repeatedly shames Jacob Rees Mogg over Brexit on BBCQT

[Christy Hall @Ckh_Modest]

Another gullible fuck-wit to add to the list.

[Chris Evert @ChrissieEvert]

Not cool…..