King Claudius

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

5 people dead in one scene... Is this Elsinore, or Westeros? #GameofThrones #Hype

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

@princehamlet91 Ha, if that wasn't the most pathetic excuse for revenge I've ever seen! Laertes was in on it you fool! #DoesntCount #Fail

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

@therealLaertes_ I see that a big mouth runs in the family. Why don't you tell me more about your love life hmm?

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

@therealLaertes_ Let me cue you in; if you want a successful marriage, make sure your wife has the final say.

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

@theogpolonius Nope, would definitely prefer being dead than to have to listen to you ramble on. #NoRegrets

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

That moment when you stop an attack from Norway. #BestKingEver #Accomplished

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

@therealLaertes_ My wife died in front of my eyes before I did, you think that was apart of the plan too? Hamlet bested both of us. #Wrecked

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

@princehamlet91 Live up to your father's expectations and be confident in your self, fight like the prince you are! #Excited #TeamHamlet

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

I told you @BrotherLuvrGert, the only hard part about the plan was finding a good excuse to cover it up! #Act1 #PeaceBro

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

Sponges...? Really Hamlet? They are just being loyal, you should definitely take some lessons from them #salty #immature

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

Btw, that play was trash. Not going to sit there and let myself be insulted #offended

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

It's hard to repent when you've got gold on your head and a babe in your arms #sorrynotsorry

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, could you come over and talk to Hamlet for me? He's acting like a kid again. #immature

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

@princehamlet91 And this is exactly why I was crowned instead of you. You're unstable son! #insane #immature

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

@Poloniu41853943 Should take a page out of your book and spy on Hamlet #greatidea

[King Claudius @CladiusDaKing]

Hey bro, I hope you're enjoying hell as much as I'm enjoying your wife #mrstealyourgirl #savage