Laertes

If you're feeling generous, you can bring flowers to my grave.. Never seek revenge #ripLaertes

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

@CladiusDaKing There's a reason Shakespeare left my trip to France an ambiguity 😉 #codehamlet

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

@CladiusDaKing Uhmm no, if you want a successful marriage try finding your own wife instead of stealing your brothers..

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

@CladiusDaKing C'mon, you barely even tried to stop her! If it wasn't part of the plan you didn't seem to mind..

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

Ay, the fam's finally back together! Where we meeting up for the reunion!? I hear the castle is pretty empty.. @theogpolonius @Ophelzzz

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

Yo Claudius, you never mentioned ME dying as part of the plan 💀@CladiusDaKing @classicclaudius @claudius_is_coo

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

You loved Ophelia? 😂😂 Well, you came just in time to tell her while we're digging her grave.. #niceoneHamlet #whatagem #codehamlet

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

To KILL or not to KILL.. that is the question. Are the odds in your favour Hamlet? #tragiclifeofatragichero

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

@Ophelzzz Well if we're being honest.. You couldn't even hold the high notes in that song so it won't be long before you're calling Hamlet 😒

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

@theogpolonius @princehamlet91 Thanks Dad, I'll make you proud! Hamlet is going to wish he never messed with the fam

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

I will get my REVENGE.. He won't know what hit him #byebyehamlet #codehamlet

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

Vote me for King! #voteyesforLaertes #elections #codehamlet

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

What's going on!? Missing those daily updates ... #dadwhereyouat @Poloniu41853943 @theogpolonius

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

@OphHam Funny you say that. I have the strangest feeling like I'm being watched 👀 Probably just paranoid #codehamlet

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

@OphHam Hate to say I told you so.. Hang in there little sis. He'll get what's coming to him #codehamet #codespeare

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

I knew it! You never loved my sister. Why don't you go to a nunnery Hamlet! @emopunkkid75 @H8NewDadHamlet @Its_Hanlet #calledit #codehamlet

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

You were half-naked and decided to show up in my sisters room?? 😡 @emopunkkid75 @H8NewDadHamlet @Its_Hanlet @

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

@princehamlet91 The fact that you feel the need to reassure me makes me more suspicious 😠 #turnthisplanearound

[Laertes @therealLaertes_]

Off to France! @Poloniu41853943 Make sure you keep an eye on Ophelia while I'm away. We wouldn't want her "chaste treasure" to be opened..