mumofhearts

a 40 year old mum of two children and living with heart failure.

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@sarajcox I loved Take That…..the first time round. And I saw them at Flitwick Leisure Centre…..before they were famous!

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This clip will go down in tennis history

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

“Mum, did you record my big moment?”
MUM:

[Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant]

When Huw Edwards gets home, do you reckon he can't stop narrating. "The fridge there, of course... a great thing for keeping liquid cold, as it has done for many years. The milk, a favourite of her late majesty, now... into my tea. A real atmosphere in the kitchen here tonight."

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

⁦@TheUnmumsyMum⁩ ⁦@MoJoJoJo28⁩ ⁦@davefinan82⁩ https://t.co/ZUppbVEcZv

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@sarajcox Love is….the husband saying we’re not getting any more take aways…..but still going to get me one without moaning every time I ask 💜 x

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@TheUnmumsyMum Mine are living a lovely life with the odd socks and biros 💜

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@Homebase_help I’ve still had no response to any of my communications @Homebase_help @Homebase_uk No response to my three emails sent Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and the DM I sent to you yesterday.

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@Homebase_help @Homebase_uk I am trying to get someone from Homebase customer service to reply to my emails or pick up the phone as I’ve been on hold for 45 mins twice now! All I wanted was a confirmation email of my order 🤷‍♀️

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@Homebase_help Thank you I have sent a DM.

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@HeartFailureFrm @OxHealthPolicy Wow I think im going to unfollow

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@mattcoyney Abba!

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@TheUnmumsyMum My 6 year old asked me why I didn’t have a belly button. I had to pull my belly fat back to reveal it. “Oh there it is” he said.

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

My 6 year old son just said completely out of the blue “see, this is why I don’t want a girlfriend. They marry you and then they’re bored of you...”. No one had said anything about anything! @TheUnmumsyMum @davefinan82 #lockdown

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

So much has happened in the five years since this carefree photo was taken and we are such different people now. Things change so quickly. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger so they say xx @davefinan82 #cardiomyopathy #heartfailure @TheBHF @Cardiomyopathy

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@EMichaelsWrites @RNAtweets What is this?

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

Daughter”why does it smell in here?”
Me “what does it smell of?”
Daughter “daddy’s farts, cupcake toppings and the farmers fields.”
Pretty accurate description. @davefinan82 @TheUnmumsyMum

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@TheUnmumsyMum My Album:
- Perhaps if you weren’t spinning on that chair your writing would be neater.
- stop fighting.
- get the pen out of your mouth.
- wash your hands.
- stop fighting remix.
- put this hand gel on.
- stop cartwheeling for five minutes.
- stop fighting acoustic edition.

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@sarajcox Claire, 40. I used to tell everyone my middle name was Julie. Even though I had no middle name because my parents couldn’t be bothered to give me one - but I’m alright now.

[mumofhearts @ClaireFinan]

@Dawn_French had to pour myself a glass of wine half way through a craft session with my kids and it reminded me of your brilliant French and Saunders sketch 😊