Claire Seymour

Social media management. Enthusiastic home cook. Amateur grown-up.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

There are too many reasons to feel sad this New Year.
Some days the rain just won’t stop falling.
But flood waters recede.
And good people are everywhere, when you look.
Be kind x

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

As both cyclist and driver, I don’t think we should pit ourselves against each other. Maybe try to share, rather than compete, for the space… and a little patience and tolerance would go a long way - especially to the @Ocado guy delivering people’s turkeys.

Happy Christmas. x

[Reading Buses @reading_buses]

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[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Time to launch my manifesto:
1. Creation of a new meal between breakfast and brunch
2. If it's not sunny on a bank holiday everyone gets a rollover until it is
3. Legally declare that nostalgia isn't as good as it used to be
4. Rename the Isle of Dogs (it's actually a peninsula)
5. Rejoin the EU but let everyone who voted to leave pretend that we still have
6. Creation of a new meal between brunch and lunch

[Claire Seymour @ClaireLSeymour]

@reading_buses Leopard 3 missed Marino Way stop - turned back at Harvest Path instead of continuing. Guess I’m walking to Wokingham now?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I will judge you on whether you push your chair back under the table or not when you get up.
If you don't, well you're a lazy twat and I probably won't employ you.
If you do... Thank you, your CV has stayed out of the bin. For now.

[Claire Seymour @ClaireLSeymour]

@SoVeryBritish @sweetgreen 😋

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“You look terrible”
“It’s hay fever”
“Ooh, you know what you should try…”

If it’s tablets: funnily enough I’ve given that a go already
If it’s local honey: nope, doesn’t work
If it’s going to the doctor: the next appointment is in autumn

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s been one of those “don’t ask” sort of days. Actually I can’t remember the last time I had a “please do ask” sort of day.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being old enough to remember when a lot of telly was just people getting gunged.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Just seen custard being described as “pudding gravy”. Thoughts?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ah, Sunday dread, I’ve been expecting you. Take a seat, let us think about Monday.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Well, it’s dark, wet, cold, miserable and there’s still a lot of January to go, but at least… actually I’ve got nothing, sorry.

[Claire Seymour @ClaireLSeymour]

@SoVeryBritish Pudding.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Your email finds me curled up in a ball

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Knowing a Brit’s about to blow when they quietly say “I beg your pardon”

[Claire Seymour @ClaireLSeymour]

@VentraChicago Can you open up DM so I can send my ID number?