Claire Morley

Foolishly passionate journalist, producer, and hoarder of lipsticks, aka 'broke'. Views are rarely acknowledged.

[JBeans @Juniper_Beans]

@SsssamanthaaMUA Society: *pressures women to look a certain way*
Woman: *complies*
Society: *complains the woman isnt natural*
Society: *blames the woman for perpetuating the standard*

[Claire Morley @ClaireMorley_]

#libspill #auspol

[Daniel Warwick @drwar41]

Next up. Mal and Peter both think they deserve to be Primr Minister of Australia. Could expert witness Shane Warne provide the answer? #TrialByKyle

[Claire Morley @ClaireMorley_]

@JamiePBeauty Winged liner... OH WAIT YOU SOLVED IT 😏

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

also princess carolyn would be a great mom she deserves it more than anyone

[squirrel cheese @bostonyeetparty]

john krasinski with a beard. rt if u agree

[Claire Morley @ClaireMorley_]

Been too long since once of these https://t.co/l3myphAFAs

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Elimination Chamber: A Haiku
#Raw #WWE

[Claire Morley @ClaireMorley_]

HECK YEAH https://t.co/tWJFSavJcb

[XFL 🏉 @realXFLfootball]

It’s not a Comeback. It’s a Hostile Takeover. 1/25/18

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

In honor of tonight’s @WWE’s #RAW25. Most important moment in RAW history. On this night we became the #1 wrestling show in the world.. and never looked back. My privilege to “do the honors” (lose the title) to @RealMickFoley. *crowds ELECTRICITY was incomprehensible. #goosebumps

[Claire Morley @ClaireMorley_]

@optus You are literally the worst.

[Claire Morley @ClaireMorley_]

@drwar41 sure does! Gr8 observation 👏🏻

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Alright, you asked for it. If this gets enough retweets I'll record it. Using my real voice. https://t.co/hg5ssu7TdJ

[💧 john milkins @milkinsj]

@ClaireMorley_ @upstartmagazine you’re giving me hope for #journalism’s future in an increasingly complex world. All power to your pens! https://t.co/BfWmOGu6j3

[💧 john milkins @milkinsj]

Interview with @ClaireMorley_ for LaTrobe’s @upstartmagazine after my guest lecture. The Balibo Five: 42 years on https://t.co/bRNhYb0b1G

[Daniel Warwick @drwar41]

"It's not insurmountable, but 10 minutes ago it was" - Bruce's latest chestnut #AFLCrowsCats

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

On this day in 2005 our sweet baby was born. Sunny, you're more disturbing in your adolescence than in your infancy. You make Daddy proud.

[Claire Morley @ClaireMorley_]

My phone autocorrected "loveliest" to "homicidal". Not okay with that.

[Claire Morley @ClaireMorley_]

I think Dachshunds might hate me

[Claire Morley @ClaireMorley_]

I'm talking to a class about my blog today and I have stupid tweets showing up in my feed widget, so I'm burying it.