Kayfabe Haikus

Wrestling wisdom in five syllables, seven syllables, and five more syllables. Tag team partner of Kayfabe News.

[Kayfabe News @KayfabeNews]

Since today is #NationalHaikuDay, why not get the world's only wrestling-themed haiku shirt.
To be clear, we said "haiku," not "Haku."
https://t.co/T8wFQeGDBB

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Why not celebrate
on National Haiku Day
wrestling poetry?
.
.
.
Get this:
https://t.co/g4nDQ8rkZn
#NationalHaikuDay

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Elimination Chamber: A Haiku
#Raw #WWE

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

You want this t-shirt.
All the cool wrestling fans do.
You should get this shirt.
https://t.co/OKYIlUweSE

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

A Wrestling Haiku.

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

The perfect gift for the wrestling fan in your life (i.e. you) — now 20 percent off with promo code BLACKFRIDAY! Do it: https://t.co/CyxNr2a2Jy

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

What do you call a former Wyatt Family member paddling a boat?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Erick Rowin’.

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Bada-Boom: A Haiku.

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

History Repeats: A Haiku

Survivor Series.
Raw versus SmackDown — again.
“Unprecedented."

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Soft: A Haiku.

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

When it comes to fonts,
Papyrus goes with haikus,
Like peas and carrots. https://t.co/t8MvVUZWdv

[Marc @marcometer]

What's wrong?? That papyrus font is what's wrong. https://t.co/i2sWfXEdjz

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Who's Next? A Haiku.

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

President: A Haiku.

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Shield Reunited: A Haiku.

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Enzo & Cass: A Haiku.

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Night of Champions: A Haiku

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Slammiversary: A Haiku.

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Haiku problems.

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

RIP Michael Cole: A Haiku.

[Kayfabe Haikus @KayfabeHaikus]

Bad Marketing: A Haiku.