Claire Newman

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[😑 @wiresnchains]

j’ai loupé le bitcoin en 2015
je louperai pas le jeton fortnite.

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

Sometimes I just want to reply to emails like “Hi Gail, I literally have no idea what the fuck you're saying”

Best

[bhumika⸆⸉ @bhumika_1905]

how it feels listening to cleveland! when you dont have a stick shoved up your ass

[penelope @thisisptrying13]

idc what hater twitter says, showgirl is fun, the encore is fun, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FUN

[Valerie❤️‍🔥☁️ @Valistryingg]

“saccharide, aries, from the vinyard, north or south” definitely means something, but I leave it for the smarter swifties to figure out.

[mati:) @imatutte]

estoy haciendo rewatch del mundo de marvel, me vi 24 películas y 2 series en dos semanas, totalmente comprometido con la causa

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

Firm: "we give all our new employees a detailed onboarding training to prepare them for the job."

Reality:

[𝓝𝓸𝓲𝓻 🕸 @u_matterz]

i genuinely can't wait to move past this phase of my life, i'm so unhappy

[onyxia @aixyno]

scrolling through my 700+ fortnite skins to use the same 5 I’ve been using for the past 2 years

[rageful @ragehrt]

when the job keeps testing you but you need the money

[Emma @daylightloverz]

I was born in the right generation I love Hannah Montana and Taylor swift

[Happy Happy Gal @HappyHappyGal]

@kevinjonas Console King 👑 New season is crazy, would love to shoot my shot and grind the new season on stream with you

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

POV: People with astigmatisms driving past someone with LED headlights

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

Yayy weekend

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When work cooked you SO BAD you get home and just sit like this for a while

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you're earning more than you've ever earned in your life but somehow you still have no money

[Sir Sidney Patrick Crosby 🐐 Esq. @crosbyhistory87]

Some words from Captain Canada 🐐

[MILEY @miley]

Going back to where it all began. 🖤 The Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special premieres March 24 on @DisneyPlus. #MileysMemories

[Claire Newman @ClaireNewman87]

@pepsi I Love Pepsi